Stripclubs

[AmishPope]

Thought id start a stripclub thread. Have you ever been to one? Do you find them offensive? What's the wildest thing you ever did in one? Women..does a guy have to be perfect to be a stripper? Have any of you ever been a stripper? Know any good clubs?

 

[Cibo]

Never been one but always wondered how much to bring and how much to tip, that way when I do go, I won't look like a cheap bastard or a rich guy.

 

[AmishPope]

Never been one but always wondered how much to bring and how much to tip, that way when I do go, I won't look like a cheap bastard or a rich guy.

in my experience you can never bring enough. they have atm machines at them now...what does that tell you....

 

[The Gimp]

I've been to more than a few strip clubs and the expected tips vary depending on the club and on the service. If she's doing a table dance for the whole room and you get a few seconds of her time it's typically $1. One on one table dances for a song or two range from $5 to $20 which varys based on what club you're at and how busy they are. The wildest thing i've ever done was not too long after I turned 21. I was drunk and kept tipping this one stripper with $20 bills. The club was almost empty because it was closing time so on the last song she unzipped my pants and gave me a hand job as long as I promised not to cum on her.

 

[Rhys]

Thought id start a stripclub thread. Have you ever been to one? Do you find them offensive? What's the wildest thing you ever did in one? Women..does a guy have to be perfect to be a stripper? Have any of you ever been a stripper? Know any good clubs?

yes.
offensive ...are you kidding?
did shots off a woman's breast...and then there was this time that...(nevermind)

Club Paradise on Harmon and Paradise in Las Vegas
The Olympic Garden also in Las Vegas...

 

[zantac666]

They are great some women realy do a great job they dress up in clothing that are sexy and take them off just right along with the music.

This one club i went to this girl tossed out some candy she kept in her panties the first two guys missed and i was able to catch my piece she came over to the table after her dance and sat in my lap ten invited me over to the table were all the girls sit when she went up to dance she grabed my hat and put it on i were a railroad hat she came close to me and pulled her panties to one side to show me her pussy.

She gave me a hand job under the table she said that was a freebie but before i lefti slipped a 20 in her panties and smiled.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Women..does a guy have to be perfect to be a stripper?

Everyone has a different idea of perfect, so what works for me may not work for another woman......

The first time I went to a male strip show I was bored... and then he walked out on stage..... Cowboy boots, leather hat, spurs and long hair past his sholders If I had been a man I would have had an instant hardon.

But all the others in the show did nothing for me.....


BUT the female strip shows the woman always turn me on, some more than others, but they all get me wet

 

[riff]

Strip clubs are only as good as the people who go to them and the strippers stripping.

I love going to strip clubs, but they can be so damned expensive if you are going to do it right.

They can really be a slice of heaven, providing the crowd is not too obnoxious.

 

[nj-voyeur]

My female coworkers and me just planned on going to one next thursday. How about that.

I havent been to one in years. i find them a waste of money. I dont need to pay a lady to see her naked. And lap dances are just a tease. 20 bucks to have a girl grind on you. I can pay 15 bucks and go to a dance club and dance with many different people all night. But all in all they are fun to go to once in a while.

I would bring money to get in and then about 20-30 bucks in singles. if you plan on getting a lap dance then you need more money.

 

[riff]

My female coworkers and me just planned on going to one next thursday. How about that.

I havent been to one in years. i find them a waste of money. I dont need to pay a lady to see her naked. And lap dances are just a tease. 20 bucks to have a girl grind on you. I can pay 15 bucks and go to a dance club and dance with many different people all night. But all in all they are fun to go to once in a while.

I would bring money to get in and then about 20-30 bucks in singles. if you plan on getting a lap dance then you need more money.

Come on, now. You gotta drop at least a bill if you want to do it right.

 

[ag2507]

What happens in a strip club depends mainly on the local town byelaws. Whether the girls can strip naked or remain partly covered, how far they can go on a table dance, how private etc. Because of regulation, the clubs enforce these rules and will fire girls that break them.

This applies inside the US in general and with one or two exceptions a US strip club is a very tame experience compared to offerings in other countries. Again local regulation governs what happens.

As to money: don't go with less that $200: you should offer $1 tips to the regular dancers - they depend on you for their livelyhood and quite frankly, it isn't fair if you gawp and don't ante up. While a few clubs let girls make dates (or turn a blind eye to it if it's discreet), most enforce a no dating rule quite viciously: a lot of the girls really are single mothers relying on tips and do not date for a living. For ex. in some parts of NJ where girls still marry straight out of HS, a lot of the dancers are married and their husband's boyfriends are in the club.

Oh! at least one drink is required and drinks are expensive: if a girl drinks with you their drinks are even more ($7-$10 sodas!)

In the US, table/private dances are $20. The first dance always goes to the house so expect to spend about $60-100. you can choose not to but remember to tip well.

 

[Cibo]

Well there is a club thats about 30 min away from me that has ex playboy bunnies and models dancing totally nude. Probably costs and arm and a leg to get in and to tip them since its this high priced club, but ah well...maybe one day I'll go check it out.

 

[SexyChele]

I love 'em! Never been to a male strip club, though. I mean, why would I? Can always find a willing male to strip down for me if that's what I want.

But watching the women? Oh, hell yes! But it bugs me when the girl does a very mediocre dance and expects a tip for it. Or if she gets up there with this bored expression on her face. Nope. Won't tip for those. I'm there to be entertained. Hell, if I just wanted to look at naked women, I can do that at home. I want to watch women who are doing a good job and enjoying themselves. Thankfully, being female, I seem to be able to get away with this.

But I agree, it depends on the group in the club - some men just sit there like zombies! And the attitude of the girls. But yes, they are a HUGE money pit. Fun to do on occasion, not all the time.

 

[AmishPope]

I love 'em! Never been to a male strip club, though. I mean, why would I? Can always find a willing male to strip down for me if that's what I want.

But watching the women? Oh, hell yes! But it bugs me when the girl does a very mediocre dance and expects a tip for it. Or if she gets up there with this bored expression on her face. Nope. Won't tip for those. I'm there to be entertained. Hell, if I just wanted to look at naked women, I can do that at home. I want to watch women who are doing a good job and enjoying themselves. Thankfully, being female, I seem to be able to get away with this.

But I agree, it depends on the group in the club - some men just sit there like zombies! And the attitude of the girls. But yes, they are a HUGE money pit. Fun to do on occasion, not all the time.

it pisses me off when a girl with a piss poor attitude thinks she deserves a big tip.