BadForm
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It was the ultimate in geek perversion - the strip chess club. He didn't know who had first devised the club, but Kyle had seen an advert for it in an inter-collegiate amateur porno mag and had been surprised to see it was based so close to him. Kyle was a typical computer nerd, 5'7" tall, a little overweight, and specs that had gone out of fashion some time before he was born. But, like nerds everywhere, he was also sexually obsessed. The club had appealed to both aspects of his personality, and so he had gone eagerly.
The guy who ran the club led him to a chess board. One of many that had already been set up in the hall. "You're at the orange table - that's for novices to the club. I guess you read the rules when you came in, right?"
Kyle nodded. He had, and they had intrigued him further:
1. All players must wear 8 articles of clothing;
2. Capture of pawns is worth the removal of one item, at the choice of the one who loses the pawn;
3. Capture of higher pieces is worth sexual favors as follows:
Knights: Opponent kisses an exposed area of your body, at the choice of the person who captures the piece,
Bishops: Opponent must pose for one minute as sexily as possible,
Rook: Opponent must perform oral sex, without removing any more clothes,
Queen: Opponent must perform penetrative sex, without removing any more clothes,
4. Check: Opponent must perform any non-contact action listed by the person who makes the check for one minute;
5. Checkmate: Loser is at the mercy of the victor for one hour, nothing may be done to actually injure or kill the loser;
7. All players must remain in the room at all times;
8. While it is obviously hoped that seeing each other perform will enhance the game, nobody may either interfere with another game or watch without participating.
Kyle was left alone at the orange, newbie, table and sat waiting for his opponent. Already some people were entering the hall. Who would he be paired with? Well, for one thing, he hoped it was a girl!
OOC: One opponent needed at the orange table, and if anyone else wishes to join in, feel free to nominate a table color and wait for a partner. Not all games must start at the same time, so its ok to wait awhile if there's no partner immediately. Oh, and please make sure if you do post, you color-mark your post so nobody gets confused who is making which move...
The guy who ran the club led him to a chess board. One of many that had already been set up in the hall. "You're at the orange table - that's for novices to the club. I guess you read the rules when you came in, right?"
Kyle nodded. He had, and they had intrigued him further:
1. All players must wear 8 articles of clothing;
2. Capture of pawns is worth the removal of one item, at the choice of the one who loses the pawn;
3. Capture of higher pieces is worth sexual favors as follows:
Knights: Opponent kisses an exposed area of your body, at the choice of the person who captures the piece,
Bishops: Opponent must pose for one minute as sexily as possible,
Rook: Opponent must perform oral sex, without removing any more clothes,
Queen: Opponent must perform penetrative sex, without removing any more clothes,
4. Check: Opponent must perform any non-contact action listed by the person who makes the check for one minute;
5. Checkmate: Loser is at the mercy of the victor for one hour, nothing may be done to actually injure or kill the loser;
7. All players must remain in the room at all times;
8. While it is obviously hoped that seeing each other perform will enhance the game, nobody may either interfere with another game or watch without participating.
Kyle was left alone at the orange, newbie, table and sat waiting for his opponent. Already some people were entering the hall. Who would he be paired with? Well, for one thing, he hoped it was a girl!
OOC: One opponent needed at the orange table, and if anyone else wishes to join in, feel free to nominate a table color and wait for a partner. Not all games must start at the same time, so its ok to wait awhile if there's no partner immediately. Oh, and please make sure if you do post, you color-mark your post so nobody gets confused who is making which move...
