*Striking karate pose* HEEYAH!!! ow, I think I hurt myself

[KillerMuffin]

What is it about the Mortal Kombat theme and that Traci Lords tune Control and KMFDM's Juke Joint Jezebel that just makes morons of my bent get up and throw around some impressive looking (from our point of view) karate style moves that invariable end in some sort of strained joint, pulled muscle, pinched nerve, or charlie horsed tendon? What kind of stupid idiot (other than me) pretends to be some super ninja just because of a video game theme song? How dumb can I possible be? Dumb enough that I have to ice my ankle down now. I should delete that mp3. Not that it would do any good, I have it on cd too.

 

[Never]

Just to make you feel better..

Scorpio.. Gordo.. Jade.. Raidin..
MORTAL KOMBAT!

Never <--- Idiot number two.

Stand back, she's about to do her interpretive dance of 'Kung Fu Fighting'!

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It never has to make sense.

 

[Honeywetlick]

I think its mostly a guy thing, guys love to think that they are great at karate or martial arts, even though they have never had a lesson and learnt all they know from Karate Kid, they look like idiots.

 

[Nicole]

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW Stop doing that you two.

Owie owie owie, stop it *hitting out in a stupid little girl fashion* your hurting me.

 

[Never]

Odd.. I don't think Killer is a man. I'm almost certain of it.
Come on Nicole, next time you go paddle crazy do one of these super/kung fu grip/pinch of little death/moves.
Heeeeeeeee-YAH!

 

[Silverlily]

Killer's not a man and neither is Never (if you don't believe me, ask Slut boy).

I suffer from the same delusions. To make matters worse, my husband plays that song all the time.

Nicole, honey, if I'm ever in Australia, I stop by and show how to hit like a woman. Remember, from the shoulder and step into it.

(don't forget Sub-Zero)

 

[Nicole]

Kitten eyes baby, if your ever in Australia and you DON'T look me up, you will know what it's like to be hit by a real woman.

Do you hear me??? *looking sternly at you*.

Love ya babe

 

[Never]

Little do they know that, though as a mild mannered comedian I'm female, when danger threatens the innocent people of Leesburg I transform into the greatest man/horse-based superhero of all time: Comet!
What's this? I smell evil. Onward Supergirl! Up.. up.. and a-naaaahhhh!

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Hello. My name is Mr. Zed.

 

[Flagg]

I think its mostly a guy thing, guys love to think that they are great at karate or martial arts, even though they have never had a lesson and learnt all they know from Karate Kid, they look like idiots.

Hey! I'll have you know that I learnt all I know from that movie. That butterfly kick he does at the end of Karate Kid I has inspired many of my fighting victories (admittedly against fictitious characters of my imagination but they were really big and strong muthafuckers K!)

 

[Xander]

LOL, oh yes lot's of imaginary fights. Ironically enough Flagg, that particular butterfly kick is worth absolutely nothing in a real fight.

Anybody remember "Bloodsport" ?

Now there's a movie that made me jump around like a friggin' lunatic LOL

 

[Flagg]

Shhh! Just don't let THEM know that!