Stressful morning

Friendly Dragon

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Here I am, stuck in the office on my own, the phone ringing continually and my boss' little yapping bastard of a dog (Dedicated Chewer of Important Paperwork) around my feet keeping me "company" :mad:

But enough of all that, just wanted to say HI! to cheekyminx, jcgirl and Handy-Andy. Hope your days are going better than mine! :)
 
Heeheehee..wishes I was a fly on the wall...or better still - I could ring in and be a disgruntled customer...but I think my Aussie accent would give me away
 
At least if there was a fly on the wall it might keep the little sod occupied for a while :) I almost fell over the damn thing just now, turning around to come back from the fax machine to have it come out from under a desk and stand right behind me!
 
of course. Its what a little dog does. Its put on the earth for one reason only...that is to annoy the shit out of people.
 
heh, you ain't wrong! It wants to sit on my lap now and see what I'm doing. I think it's too young to be looking at a porn site though! :)
 
Laughs yeah and it could get you into trouble. Can you imagine it trying to hump its masters leg on the way home in the car????
 
heh, I'd rather not if it's all the same to you! :)

The little thing went beserk not long ago, because the postman came in! How do they know!?! :)
 
everyone says its their hearing...but I think its their sence of smell. Grins so watch your lunch!
 
Good idea! :)

It usually never pays any attention whatsoever when anyone else comes into the office, stranger or not. But any postman (we have 2 or 3 that alternate the route) and it goes nuts!
 
Of course Im sure you could get the postman to come in and let the puppy have some fun..evil grin
 
yep, that would be entertaining :) The little toerag would probably be out the door and halfway up the road before I knew it though, and I'd have to go chasing it then!
 
Sighs, Dragon I can see you have nooooo experience in dealing with little dogs.
What you do is you attach them to a long string with a very strong and supple spring on the end of it. You let him go and before long he will be sprining right back in the office. Grins.
 
I like that idea! :D

Just had to stop it chewing the lead to the paper shredder! Grrr, I need that shredder, it's good for relieving stress, sending sheet after sheet of paper to it's doom! Very relaxing :)
 
hmmmm... *looking back and forth between the dog and the opening on the shredder*

it IS quite a small dog... :)
 
cheekyminx said:
Heeheehee..wishes I was a fly on the wall...or better still - I could ring in and be a disgruntled customer...but I think my Aussie accent would give me away

If you check your work mail shortly, you'll see what I wish I could be doing right now...
 
Countess... that wasn't fair. Now my mind is off thinking of the many delightful things you would be doing to help him.
 
Merelan, imagine me in a trench coat and thigh-highs...under the desk, entertaining him...

do you have a desk job? ;) I could stop by sometime...
 
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