street stoppers

[wizbit9]

just been into town to do a bit of research in my local library and all it did was get me in a pissed mood

Every 10 metres you have someone stopping you to ask a few questions. and if your local high street goes on for 400 metres you get the jist.

They stop you for the most pointless things as well( in my view)

Do i want to join the buddist faith
Do i want a total hair care range (ihave a number 2 haircut for christ sake)
Do i want car insurance
Do i want to try a new range of sandwiches
And the most annoying is do i want to take someone to court because i might have had a trip or fall in the past 3 years that could make me some money

I dont want to walk the streets and be bombarded with stupid products. If it continues this way what is the need of adverts they will get their custom through sheer agrivation

Any suggestions to aleviate this increasing problem or does anyone else have stories to say about this new social situation

 

[Wiggles]

Go to Goodwill, or some other fine thrift store location, and buy some mismatched clothes. Steal the Goodwill cart.

Take a scissor to the clothes , wash them a few times. Grow some stubble on your chin.

Now, fill your cart with garbage bags, and maybe an old throw rug. Push your cart down the street, stopping occasionally to yell at your shoes.

I can guarantee they won't push their product on you.