Strap-On Death

[ExistentialLuv]

Strap-On

Ours Bit the Dust



What would you recommend for a new one?

 

[ExistentialLuv]

Come on. I thought we had some hard core women here that could suggest a new one for PJ and I. This is an emegency.

 

[BlueEyesInLevis]

I have wriiten an ode to Pinky the dearly departed...


Here lies Pinky dead and still
Since his buzz has gone to nil

And some might say our cries are shrill
Because it hurts when you loose that fill

So now we search for our new thrill
That perfect toy, that perfect drill

We do not yearn for quill or dill
But should be plastic or maybe gel

Our search may take us beyond that hill
But we will search, yes we will

Until we find that pefect.......jill

 

[Netzach]

Aslan leather's rubber harness and a double Nexus.

It's the cadillac combo, the only one that ever gave me REAL sensation and thrills as the do-er.

Sorry for your loss. I'm sure they are playing with my bullet vibes in sex toy heaven and after you go over the silicone bridge they'll all be there barking and buzzing for us.

 

[Bi_in_Vancouver]

how about this? please for both the giver and receiver and designed with strapons in mind.

The Nexus

 

[Bi_in_Vancouver]

oops, just noticed Netzach's post saying the same thing...

 

[Netzach]

hee hee. Everyone loves it.

I found that this harness is really key, though. I had stormy's terra firma, and honestly, I find if overhyped. It just didn't position things erm, correctly, no matter where I juggled it, and it pinched my labia madly painfully when I was butch and packin' with it.

 

[cellis]

Oh I so have had my eye on the nexus for ever so long...


I have an Ultra 2000 complete with the vaginal and anal plugs... a slot for an egg and of course the Doc Johnson dongs of all sizes... ebay was great!

But now I am saving for the nexus... and I think the way my harness is, I can use it with that!

 

[ExistentialLuv]

I have wriiten an ode to Pinky the dearly departed...


Here lies Pinky dead and still
Since his buzz has gone to nil

And some might say our cries are shrill
Because it hurts when you loose that fill

So now we search for our new thrill
That perfect toy, that perfect drill

We do not yearn for quill or dill
But should be plastic or maybe gel

Our search may take us beyond that hill
But we will search, yes we will

Until we find that pefect.......jill

LMAO

That was Great

TY

 

[ExistentialLuv]

Aslan leather's rubber harness and a double Nexus.

It's the cadillac combo, the only one that ever gave me REAL sensation and thrills as the do-er.

Sorry for your loss. I'm sure they are playing with my bullet vibes in sex toy heaven and after you go over the silicone bridge they'll all be there barking and buzzing for us.

TY

We will look at that one

 

[ExistentialLuv]

how about this? please for both the giver and receiver and designed with strapons in mind.

The Nexus

That is alright. TY for the link to it. That does look interesting.

 

[Stiffy Says...]

Nice....

...I saw your post here, and was going to suggest something that looked appealing and I could not recall the name, but it ended up being the Nexus...hahaha

Good luck with a new toy,

Stiffy

 

[Etoile]

*highfives Netzach*

I have both the big and small versions of the Nexus. And while the Terra Firma is great, it does pinch a little! (We're actually still using it - we each have our own! - because we don't do much packing.)

Another dildo that I recommend highly is the Jane Doe 4, by Dils for Does. I found it when I visited the Good Vibrations store in San Francisco several years back. It's got nice waves.

 

[DustyWolfe]

This place as a really interesting toy. It's strapless! No harness, no nothing. Very very cool, once we have the extra cash we are buying some stuff from this company.

They sell through a lot of distributors which have better descriptions on their sites. From their home page you can a list of where to buy or buy directly.

Tantus Silicone

 

[Etoile]

That's the Feeldoe, right? They advertise in On Our Backs. That's also where I saw the Corset Strap-On Harness, which is lovely.

 

[ExistentialLuv]

What a great link E. I never knew what a little kink you are

There was a lot more in this site that interested me than just the strap-ons. The corset is pretty but just a bit to girlie for us. The Flame Silicone Dildo/Harness Kit with Vibe looks more my style. Could just be the Hot Rod effect flames turning my head. What really caught my eye though was thisVibe. PJ and I have played with electro stimulation before and was a bit brutal how we were doing it, very orgasmic though. Damn now I have to decide which one I want.



By the way, I am really curious and nieve sometimes but I have a question.

While surfing this site I noticed Enema Devices being sold. WHY? This seems like a truelly odd fetish to me but to each there own. Someone clue me in please. In fact this sit left me asking a lot of questions. Save them for another time. Have a great night all

 

[Etoile]

What a great link E. I never knew what a little kink you are

Really? You've been here since August 2003 and didn't know how perverted I am? I'm kind of surprised! I know I've seen you around the BDSM Talk board a few times.

By the way, I am really curious and nieve sometimes but I have a question.

While surfing this site I noticed Enema Devices being sold. WHY? This seems like a truelly odd fetish to me but to each there own. Someone clue me in please. In fact this sit left me asking a lot of questions. Save them for another time. Have a great night all

Heh, enema play is one thing Daddy and I do. Sometimes for utility (cleaning), sometimes for punishment (forced to hold a lot of water), sometimes for fun (though not often). It's not a fetish for everyone - it's a highly recommended practice if one engages in a lot of anal play! If you have more specific questions about enemas, the BDSM Talk and How-To sections are a good place to ask. Or just PM me.

 

[lotus_hazel]

my lady and I have a bumblebee, that is very life like, and we had a harness specially made at a gay leather fetish shop. It was pricey, but very worth it because it was tailored and easier to wear than some of the ones you can buy.

 

[John Doe]

Damn, and I was hoping the term "Strap-On Death" was a mellramatic way of refering to a particularly rough strap-on fucking. Oh well...

 

[Queen Bee]

I was expecting something like a Darwin Award story link.

I am intensely curious about the Feeldoe, but I'm reluctant to shell out for it at a time when I have no one to use it on. If anyone tries it, please post a full report.

 

[Etoile]

I don't dig lifelike, personally. I prefer ripples and nodules and bells and whistles.

And I suspect that a genuinely lifelike dildo would be too small for my size queeny taste!

 

[south_florida_bicur]

scratches head at the comment lifelike dildo would be too small for my size queeny taste!


lol

 

[Etoile]

scratches head at the comment lifelike dildo would be too small for my size queeny taste!


lol

The average penis length is what, five or six inches? I'm a size queen. I like 'em bigger than that! The thicker the better, too. Unfortunately giant dildos (my preferred size) aren't usually silicone (my preferred material) so I make do with smaller ones as they're safer (i.e., more clean) than the big vinyl ones I've used.

 

[John Doe]

The average penis length is what, five or six inches? I'm a size queen. I like 'em bigger than that! The thicker the better, too. Unfortunately giant dildos (my preferred size) aren't usually silicone (my preferred material) so I make do with smaller ones as they're safer (i.e., more clean) than the big vinyl ones I've used.

Yes, the average range is approximately 5 to 7 inches long.

 

[ExistentialLuv]

I was expecting something like a Darwin Award story link.

I am intensely curious about the Feeldoe, but I'm reluctant to shell out for it at a time when I have no one to use it on. If anyone tries it, please post a full report.

"Damit Janet!!!!!!! We are loosing her. Pass me the wire strippers, hemos and electrical tape."

"Doctor, it is to late. You can not save pinky."

"Lady, I am not giving up on her. Now move it nurse and get me my supplies. There is still hope!"

Moving fast I strip the wires and wind them around eachother. I rip off the tape and patch the patient up the best I can with these primitive tools. Looking at my assistant with wide eyes I ask her to

"Janet if you would do the honors. Turn her on."

With antisipation building she flips the switch.


" Tzz TChzz , Rrr, Tzz Tzz, Croak"

"Nurse, HURRY, the divibulator please. It is our last chance to save this Strap-On."


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