Strangest thing you've heard lately

[xxCrystal4314xx]

Mine has to be this morning we were out walking our dog. Some guy asked us what breed he was, so we said german sheperd/doberman cross, and the guy asked if it was a boy or girl, so we said boy.... Now this is weird.... his next question was 'can he sniff out drugs?'

WTF do you say to that?

what weird stuff have you heard lately?

 

[Sir_Winston54]

<Snip> ... 'can he sniff out drugs?'

WTF do you say to that?

"Yes, but if you turn them over now, he won't arrest you." http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x95/Sir_Winston54/2104.gif

 

[Chicklet]

my friend wears shorts that go to about his mid calf

the other day we're standing here talking and his eyes randomly drift down to his legs and he randomly states:

"these aren't shorts. these are capris for men!"

 

[xxCrystal4314xx]

my friend wears shorts that go to about his mid calf

the other day we're standing here talking and his eyes randomly drift down to his legs and he randomly states:

"these aren't shorts. these are capris for men!"

oooooooooook

 

[leavessnailtrails]

Yeah, that was weird...

Some guy came into the place I work at the other day, he looked perfectly normal, until...
he asked me whether I thought he looked like a serial killer.
Mind you, all I did was serve him a drink, no conversation beyond that since it was kind of busy.
My reply: I didn't think you looked like one, if they have a particular look at all, before that question, but I am looking at you in a different light right now.

A friend of mine told me that bartenders are supposed to be like shrinks, you know, just absorbing information and maybe give some advice.
Fuck that weirdo, I neither have the time nor the patience for all that.
Besides, he looked kind of handsome before that. Go figure. You really think I want to be NEXT?
Not so much.

 

[xxCrystal4314xx]

That reminds me of something that happened to me a few years ago.

We lived in an paratment in a block. It was 1am and Calyph was in the bath. There was a knock on the door, and I answered it. It was the guy downstairs. The first thing he said to me was 'Don't worry, I haven't got a knife'.

I never saw anyone get out of the bath so quick

 

[leavessnailtrails]

That reminds me of something that happened to me a few years ago.

We lived in an paratment in a block. It was 1am and Calyph was in the bath. There was a knock on the door, and I answered it. It was the guy downstairs. The first thing he said to me was 'Don't worry, I haven't got a knife'.

I never saw anyone get out of the bath so quick

Creepy!

 

[brioche]

I mentioned to my kids (remember I'm a K teacher) before the end of school that it was my brother J's birthday. I was going to call him on my cell and we were going to sing him Happy birthday. I heard all these things about him, they'd never met him, but they told me J was cool and nice and not at all like J with the gun. Hmm.

ETA: For those of you thinking So what? I live in Canada, we're not supposed to have guns with the excpeption of hunting rifles and the like. Also these are 4 year olds telling me about this J who has a gun.

 

[graceanne]

I hear weird things all that time. Recently my best friends controlling boyfriend told her she shouldn't spend so much time with me, cause I'm a bad influence.

She literally gaped at him. If you look 'good girl' up in the dictionary I wouldn't be surprised if my picture's there. M's ex boyfriend wouldn't let her go out by herself unless she was with me, cause no one's going to do anything to get themselves in trouble with me around.

Another thing I hate, and can't ever think of an answer to, is when I get feedback that says 'I loved your story, it made me cum all over my keyboard'.

WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT? 'Um, congratulations. Sorry about your keyboard.'

 

[Ebonyfire]

Mine has to be this morning we were out walking our dog. Some guy asked us what breed he was, so we said german sheperd/doberman cross, and the guy asked if it was a boy or girl, so we said boy.... Now this is weird.... his next question was 'can he sniff out drugs?'

WTF do you say to that?

what weird stuff have you heard lately?

No but he sniffs out stupidity & and think he has made a find?

 

[xxCrystal4314xx]

No but he sniffs out stupidity & and think he has made a find?

LMFAO! I wish I'd said that

 

[Ebonyfire]

LMFAO! I wish I'd said that

If I had been in your place, I would not have thought of it until I got home, lol.

 

[xxCrystal4314xx]

That's always the way, huh?