Strangest thing you've ever swallowed ??

WantonWitch

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Stole this from a gaming forum my son visits.........


So I'll start lol

Used to have a habit of sucking on my necklaces..... til one day I ended up swallowing the heart shaped pendant on one when it fell off :rolleyes:

And no.... I never even thought of trying to get it back !
 
WantonWitch said:
Stole this from a gaming forum my son visits.........


So I'll start lol

Used to have a habit of sucking on my necklaces..... til one day I ended up swallowing the heart shaped pendant on one when it fell off :rolleyes:

And no.... I never even thought of trying to get it back !
LMAO...Sorry but this post bout made me piss my pants from laughing so hard and anticipating the responses..

A yucky big hard bug while on my first motorcycle ride,probably would have tasted better had I had the chance to chew it..lmao..no one told me to keep my mouth shut! :D
 
Muscle sushi...

They taste just like they smell...

Some things are called "bait" for a darn good reason!
 
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bare_floors said:
no one told me to keep my mouth shut! :D

lol, that's because that's something a guy is always afraid to tell a woman.
 
ntsu said:
lol, that's because that's something a guy is always afraid to tell a woman.


Get back here an post what you swallowed.... no hi-jacking !
 
ntsu said:
lol, that's because that's something a guy is always afraid to tell a woman.
LMAO..but there is a time and a place...this was the time and the place..needless to say I dont care for the two wheelers anymore..as I do have such a hard time keeping my mouth shut..LOL
 
WantonWitch said:
Get back here an post what you swallowed.... no hi-jacking !


oops, sorry darling.

I tried chocolate covered ants once. Not impressed.
 
A spider... when I was 4 years old - my father the SOB saw it was going to happen as I was asleep at the time and the waste of skin thought it was hilarious :mad:
 
Now dosen't it figure that Witchy would start this thread ... damn you make me so proud :D

Not to sure...but I would have to say it has got to be a bug of some sort...if I think of anything else I'll be sure to let you all know.
 
Being a typical aussie and up to trying anything once I have had snake, goanna, withchety grubs, ants and lots of other bush tucker (roots and berries) type stuff that any normal self respecting person wouldn't think of eating :p
 
a marijuana butt, this is according to my mom, it happened when i was 1. I also think there was an incident with petroleum jelly when i was young too.
 
Well my list could go on and on because I will try anything once on a dare but I'm gonna start with a grasshopper. I didn't just swallow I chewed it up first.
 
Golden_Silence said:
A spider... when I was 4 years old - my father the SOB saw it was going to happen as I was asleep at the time and the waste of skin thought it was hilarious :mad:


Did you know that a person will eat 8 spiders in their lifetime, while they are asleep. Pretty sick.
 
A penny when I was 4 years old. :eek:
I was riding in the back seat of the car at the time and had the penny between my teeth and was spining it with my tounge,well for some reason my dad had to throw the breaks on fast and I swallowed it. :eek:
 
Vinde said:
a marijuana butt, this is according to my mom, it happened when i was 1. I also think there was an incident with petroleum jelly when i was young too.


Good thing they invented flavored sex lube huh..... :D ;)
 
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A toothpaste cap when I was 4 yrs old. I thought I was gonna die. It wouldn't go down. o_O

I saw it in my poo the next day. :p
 
Chugged a glass of creme de menthe when I was 14

to this day , toothpastemakes me feel like I'm going to vomit.. its a daily battle against my stomach
 
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