Strangest place you've seen a telephone mounted

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[bobsgirl]

We stayed in a hotel once where there was a phone mounted on the wall right above the toilet paper dispenser in the bathroom. I laughed and called my daughter. The first words out of my mouth were: "Guess what I'm doing?!"

 

[midwestyankee]

We stayed in a hotel once where there was a phone mounted on the wall right above the toilet paper dispenser in the bathroom. I laughed and called my daughter. The first words out of my mouth were: "Guess what I'm doing?!"

Potty mouth!

 

[bobsgirl]

Potty mouth!

Exactly correct!

 

[EJFan]

personally, i don't think i've ever seen a phone mounted... in fact, i find it disgusting to think that someone would have sex with one.

actually... to answer the question... i can't recall any odd placement of a phone off hand. as soon as i do i'll check back in.

 

[TBKahuna123]

Strangest place I ever saw a phone mounted though was an ex-grilfriend's dorm room. I came over one time and walked in on her roommate mounting the phone on her bed. Apparently something about the busy signal sending vibrating through her clit or something. Too bad this was before the days of vibrating cell phones. That's image has stuck with me, it's the only time I ever wanted to be a telephone, not to mention having Dear Penthouse written all over it!

 

[TBKahuna123]

personally, i don't think i've ever seen a phone mounted... in fact, i find it disgusting to think that someone would have sex with one.

actually... to answer the question... i can't recall any odd placement of a phone off hand. as soon as i do i'll check back in.

Sick minds think alike. As I reread the original thread though, I don't think that's what he meant, was it. :-(

 

[bobsgirl]

personally, i don't think i've ever seen a phone mounted... in fact, i find it disgusting to think that someone would have sex with one.

The advent of push-button dialing took all the fun out of it, I'm sure. If you did it fast enough, those rotary phones provided some interesting vibe action.

 

[Eilan]

personally, i don't think i've ever seen a phone mounted... in fact, i find it disgusting to think that someone would have sex with one.

You beat me to it. Fucker.

 

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[midwestyankee]

I ran across this beast once in a Luddite's hunting cabin that I rented for a fishing trip.

 

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[midwestyankee]

I wonder who stuffed that?

I couldn't read the inscription because it was a bit faded, but it seemed to say this:

"Bye bye, Birdi... Ann Margr... "

 

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[wicked woman]

This phone could be mounted.

OMG! Scaly do you think they can deliver in time for Mother's Day?

 

[midwestyankee]

This phone could be mounted.

Perfect for those sound effects that take phone sex to the next level.

 

[MagicFingers]

Bathrooms

I've seen at least 2 on bathroom walls, near the toilet, in homes. Not so uncommon, I guess.
I Mounted one in my garage - great place to have one.
I remember a hotel with phones by the pool.

 

[EJFan]

You beat me to it. Fucker.

phone sex is one thing i know plenty about.

 

[KinkyRascal]

To each their own...

Who cares where they mounted the phone, mounting a phone seems strange enough!?