The Finns host the World Championships for Spouse Carrying.
Why couldn't they host the World Championships for some of the UK sports?
Flaming Tar Barrel carrying
Cheese Rolling
Welly-boot throwing
Gurning
Bog-Snorkelling
Perhaps because we Brits are the only idiots to compete.
At least we know that our World Championships in these sports are a farce, unlike the US who think that the World Baseball Series is a World-wide event.
