Strange Family

[explain]

I have to ask... Any of you have a screwed up family as mine? We've got computers all over the house, networked WiFi, each with their own machine. So my wife starts with an innocent enough email, but it grows into something else... This email is a keeper for me, thought I would share here in some of you others might find it comical as well. (Of course, as in typical email chains, it runs from the bottom up.) FWIW, enjoy!


> -----Original Message-----
> From: Sweet Pea
> Sent: Friday, May 17, 2002 6:48 PM
> To: 'ex'
> Subject: RE: WHAT AM I?
>
>
> Ahhhhh……….. here too!
>
> WOW.
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: ex
> Sent: Friday, May 17, 2002 6:43 PM
> To: 'Sweet Pea'
> Subject: RE: WHAT AM I?
>
> Ahhhhh.....
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Sweet Pea
> Sent: Friday, May 17, 2002 5:29 PM
> To: 'ex'
> Subject: RE: WHAT AM I?
> Importance: High
> OK….On MY WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> ON MY KNEES BABY!!!!!!!
>
>
> WHEW!!! HOT!
>
> SP
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: ex
> Sent: Friday, May 17, 2002 5:26 PM
> To: 'Sweet Pea'
> Subject: RE: WHAT AM I?
>
> If I get relief, you get a shower, I go to store. But all before it
> storms!!! Now, on your knees!!!
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Sweet Pea
> Sent: Friday, May 17, 2002 5:23 PM
> To: 'ex'
> Subject: RE: WHAT AM I?
> What , like now? And kid’s here all over!???
> OK. But man do I need a shower? Ugh.
>
> So are you saying this, and YOU are going to the store?
>
> You sure? You may not wanna get the LIST I have made up!? LOL
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: ex
> Sent: Friday, May 17, 2002 5:15 PM
> To: 'Sweet Pea'
> Subject: RE: WHAT AM I?
>
> Time to get naked .
>
> (Exchange for store trip?)
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Sweet Pea
> Sent: Friday, May 17, 2002 5:11 PM
> To: 'ex'
> Subject: RE: WHAT AM I?
> POO! lol
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: ex
> Sent: Friday, May 17, 2002 5:03 PM
> To: 'Sweet Pea'
> Subject: RE: WHAT AM I?
>
> Easy
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Sweet Pea
> Sent: Friday, May 17, 2002 5:00 PM
> To: 'ex'
> Subject: RE: WHAT AM I?
> YOU SIR….. ARE A SMARTY PANTS!!! Lol
> CORRECT!!
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: ex
> Sent: Friday, May 17, 2002 4:34 PM
> To: 'Sweet Pea'
> Subject: RE: WHAT AM I?
>
> EYE
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Sweet Pea
> Sent: Friday, May 17, 2002 4:30 PM
> To:
> Subject: WHAT AM I?
>
> Pronounced as one letter but written with three,
> two different letters there are and two only
> in me. I'm double, I'm single I'm black, blue,
> and gray I'm read from both ends and the same
> either way.
>
>
> Have a guess?
>

 

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[AzureAngel]

Oh, you mean "screwed up" in a -good- way. Ha.

If we start a bad way one, get back to me later tonight. The generations are gathering this afternoon. That's always a riot. The combination of... bastard-racist-egocentric fuckhead, powermongering son, laughing grandson, delusional idiot, psychobitch, laughing grandson, common sense lacking granddaughter.... yeah. Oh wait, I listed myself twice.

I so love my family, it's -great-. *Grins.*

 

[teddybear4play]

My family isn't bad, they're just crazy. I say "they're" because there are times when I don't count myself as one of them. Like when they interrupted Christmas Eve celebrations to watch Jerry Springer. That was wrong.

But sometimes it's fun. Early Christmas morning, at like 3 am, everyone who's still awake gets some champagne and we toast just about anything. Well, last year, we did it at around midnight, which meant that there were twice as many toasters, twice as many things to toast, and twice the booze. I think we talked about breasts for about 45 minutes. I really don't remember . . .

TB4p