Strange Dreams

The worst nightmare

I ever had as a kid (and I remember having it several times) was about this huge catalog. I was outside playing and this catalog that was as big as our house would start chasing me. The pages would be turning as it chased me, and the closer it got to me, the more pages would be closer to me ready to smash me into the ground.

I'm sure someone analyzing it would have a field day.
 
lavender said:
It wasn't catalogues that chased me, it was skunks.

I was terrified of skunks at a young age, I mean scared shitless. I have no idea why.

I'm scared of the grown-up two-legged version of skunks now.

EEEwwwwww gross.
 
ok, you know the plot behind The Matrix, how humanity is enslaved in this virtual reality? i dreamed that i was fighting to save the world from something like that about two years before the Matrix was even on the drawing boards.. i don't really remember anything about fighting except the thought "they caught me" and everything started changing so damn fast, switching where i was, who i was, what i was doing, what everything looked like, and all that so fast that i couldn't keep up.. it was all a blur.. and it kept going on and on and on.. eventually, i went insane.. didn't know what was real or what was illusion.. i didn't even know i had woken up for nearly a minute.. i couldn't see for nearly half that time as i struggled against my sheets, fighting them as if they were holding me captive (my real sheets)..

and then, suddenly, everything that was me, or that i think is me, came back.. and everything in the dream is just a twisted, horrible, nightmarish jumble except for the "they caught me" bit and the idea that i was in some sort of VR...

makes me wonder if any of this is real...
 
I think the most mental dream I had is follows;

I was at a modelling gig doing catwalk and there was a ton of girls there naturally. Well one of the girls was someone who I was having a real life relationship with. During the whole dream some people got pushed off the upper balcony. I got fresh with the girl. The stage was under attack by some freaky beings. So naturally I got Ronald Mcdonald and a person who was supposed to be G.I. Joe himself to fend them off while I got away with the girl.

Now if anyone can beat that I will be impressed. Excuse the really compact way I described the dream but that is about as fragmented as it came. :)
 
;)I've dreamed of this sexy Mexi coworker of mine a couple of times. I'll admit that I've always had a crush on her but, prior to dreaming of her, I was not thinking of her at the time. :)

Also, an online friend of mine have told me that she's had dreams of us having wild sex. The funny thing is that we've never met.
 
PC only sleeps...

lavender said:
Are you serious? Never? Or do you just not remember it?

During the day. lol





EZ
 
Beat Morden

Okay there Morden....I think this one beats yours....

My best friend and I were at a dance club dnacing away when two guys came up to us, one was a mix of my ex (long dark hair, tall, and VERY good looking) and Brad Pitt (when he was in legends of the fall), the other guy looked like a younger version of the guy from that new movie The Animal (forget his name)...so anyways, of course I end up with the ugly guy and we all start dancing again...we end up back at my place but for some reason the guys switch and I am with mr. good looking and my best bud is with mr. ewww....my best bud and mr. eww end up making out in my living room and I take mr. good looking upstairs....wild sex is had by both parties....when myself and mr. goodlooking are finished I decide to go check on my friend downstairs...I go downstairs and find her riding mr. eww on my dining room chair, so I wave hello she waves back and I go back up and go to bed. The next morning I wake up and think OH SHIT! what will my parents think if they see my best friend and this guy naked in the living room...si I rush downstairs and in front of my stereo is the Grandma from Mars Attack bopping her head to music calling me thomas for some reason....my best bud and mr. eww are cleaning up the living room/dining room and my parents come out of the kitchen as if nothing is wrong and say "oh good you're finally up"....I woke up shortly after this....

So if that doesn't beat you Morden...I dunno what would :p
 
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