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sirhugs

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"It wasn't me, officer"

the Today Show captiooned their teaser about Anna Nicole Smith's Supreme Court bid receiving White House support with this title.

Of course, my sick mind immediately wondered which Bush , George or Laura, got sex with the queen of the plus sizes in return?

But it wasn't my fault...the suggestion was already there
 
okayyyy...if that's too weird, how about she devirginates David Souter?
 
nah, souter's closeted.

laura bush though...hm...now that could be interesting. they're so different: brash vs demure.

yep, that's gotta be the one.

ed
 
silverwhisper said:
nah, souter's closeted.

laura bush though...hm...now that could be interesting. they're so different: brash vs demure.

yep, that's gotta be the one.

ed

so maybe she tries to straighten him out?

after all, Clarence Thomas is just too easy.....


I see Laura as not demure at all, more like "repressed wearing ben wa balls under that librarian look"
 
o, she's clearly got a hankering for some strap-on action, i think. :>

ed
 
silverwhisper said:
o, she's clearly got a hankering for some strap-on action, i think. :>

ed

you don't figger she n condi are already on top of that?
 
sirhugs said:
so maybe she tries to straighten him out?

after all, Clarence Thomas is just too easy.....


I see Laura as not demure at all, more like "repressed wearing ben wa balls under that librarian look"

Well, Sirhugs, a variation of that if you like it retro; Jackie Kennedy as a dominatrix in the White House.

That is if you're old enough to remember her in the White House. Talk about demure = repressed.

Think of ALL the possibilities
 
slipfreak46 said:
Well, Sirhugs, a variation of that if you like it retro; Jackie Kennedy as a dominatrix in the White House.

That is if you're old enough to remember her in the White House. Talk about demure = repressed.

Think of ALL the possibilities
Oooh.

I like it.

How about Jackie dominating Marilyn Monroe?
 
slipfreak46 said:
Now there you go!

How about both of them feminizing Jack?
Hrrm. I don't care for feminizing myself, but that could work. Throw in RFK for a few things to.

Oh, how about this: ever wonder why JFK got so worked up about Castro?

Incidentally, I was not born until the '80s, so my knowledge is limited.
 
Shendude said:
Hrrm. I don't care for feminizing myself, but that could work. Throw in RFK for a few things to.

Oh, how about this: ever wonder why JFK got so worked up about Castro?

Incidentally, I was not born until the '80s, so my knowledge is limited.

Both Jack and Bobby? Great idea.

I am in my 50's and my dad was working in the Pentagon when Bobby was Attorney General. He was always trying to meddle in Pentagon affairs.

Can't really go to the Castro thing. That was something else politically. I was in military school during the Cuban Missle Crisis. I'm pretty sure Jack was straight, but straight guys sometimes like to be submissive.

MMMMMMM, Jackie in a leather Merry Widow with studed collar and a whip. Yeah, I think Marlyn would have gone for that.
 
slipfreak46 said:
Can't really go to the Castro thing. That was something else politically. I was in military school during the Cuban Missle Crisis. I'm pretty sure Jack was straight, but straight guys sometimes like to be submissive.
I was actually suggesting that we have Castro having slept with Jackie. The man's virility was one of the reasons he was so popular initially.

MMMMMMM, Jackie in a leather Merry Widow with studed collar and a whip. Yeah, I think Marlyn would have gone for that.
Who wouldn't?
 
Shendude said:
I was actually suggesting that we have Castro having slept with Jackie. The man's virility was one of the reasons he was so popular initially.

Who wouldn't?

You think she'd be Castro's type? Ms. Butter-won't-melt-in-her-mouth? I figured him for the sleasy type (Total Recall: "Do you want her demure or sleasy?"


Well, actually, as my "handle" implies, I'd prefer a black slip, but to each his own.
 
slipfreak46 said:
You think she'd be Castro's type? Ms. Butter-won't-melt-in-her-mouth? I figured him for the sleasy type (Total Recall: "Do you want her demure or sleasy?"


Well, actually, as my "handle" implies, I'd prefer a black slip, but to each his own.
Ah, but our version of her IS sleazy. She just hides it well.
 
Shendude said:
Ah, but our version of her IS sleazy. She just hides it well.

Demure by day.....Sleazy by night. But dominantly sleazy. With Marilyn as her toadie. Yeah that works. A pair of hand cuffs with her at all times.
 
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