Strange and Bizzare Bodily Functions

[Guest]

OK, this is just fucked up, but I need some feedback about this thing that happened a few days ago. I was sitting in a lawn chair outside and I wasn't feeling to good. I was on my period, and I had cramps, had to pee, and had to have a bm. The bathrooms were kinda far away, so I was sqeezing my legs together tightly trying to hold it for a minute, till I could walk over there and all of a sudden, I think I started to have an orgasm. I have never had one before, so I wasn't sure, but it was pretty intense and I really think that's what it was. Is this possible?? Am I a superfreak??

 

[HeavyStick]

freak

 

[FallenSeraph]

You're definately a freak...

...a really really sexy freak

 

[Guest]

Imagin you're suffering from a case of diarhea.

The closest toilet is fifteen minutes away.

You struggle.

Your stomach is cramping.

You wolk with your knees squeezed together.

Your belly is making that noise.

But finally you make it to the toilet.

You experience a momentally heaven.

That's as close as I can descrive the feeling of male orgasm to a woman. Yea, I'm the romantic one.

 

[Never]

Um...
I don't think it was an orgasm.

 

[peachykeen]

what makes you think it was an orgasm? Sounds to me like just a bunch of matter shifting under pressure. I suppose it's possible, but I would doubt it.