Straight Women are the Bane of My Existence.

[Never]

 

[seXieleXie]

mine too. let's run away together.

 

[lovetoread]

I'm so sorry.

 

[Jim_Henson]

I'm sorry honey. i'll turn em all lesbian for you.

 

[Marxist]

I tried to teach you golf, but you're weak on metaphors...

 

[Vulnavia]

me too.

 

[Marxist]

mine too. let's run away together.

I think we need to talk.

 

[Guest]

I'm sorry honey. i'll turn em all lesbian for you.

That's my day job.

 

[MechaBlade]

Mine too. They have no excuse for not wanting to have sex with me. Lesbians are off the hook... this time.

 

[Never]

Sexielexie:
“mine too. let's run away together.”

That sounds wonderful.

I’m sorry guys. I just feel sad and sort of stupid.

 

[seXieleXie]

I think we need to talk.

does the mean you're gonna call?

 

[Never]

Maxist:
” I tried to teach you golf, but you're weak on metaphors...”
I’ll have to work on that.

That’s good to know MechaBlade.

 

[seXieleXie]

I’m sorry guys. I just feel sad and sort of stupid.

((((((never))))))

want to vent? i've been there. i spent all of last semester there. i know how much it sucks.

 

[lilminx]

Mine too. They hog all of the good-looking guys. Turn them all into lesbians so I can have my pick of men.

 

[Marxist]

does the mean you're gonna call?

Do you want me to?




Never, by all accounts you're a hottie. You'll find someone to annoy soon. I promise. Buck up.

 

[Laurel]

If it helps...if I were a lesbian, I'd do both Never and lexie. I'll have to get to know Vulvania better, but I'd consider her too.

 

[seXieleXie]

Do you want me to?

i'm always happy to talk with you

 

[LordMagicMan]

I'm sorry honey. i'll turn em all lesbian for you.

For some reason I dont doubt that you could...

 

[takingchances42]

Lesbian Women are the Bane of my Existence.






Not really, but I couldn't resist...

 

[Marxist]

i'm always happy to talk with you

You cheer me up immediately. Have you considered a career as a cheerleader?

 

[seXieleXie]

i'm not coordinated enough for that kind of activity.

 

[Never]

Sexielexie:
”want to vent? i've been there. i spent all of last semester there. i know how much it sucks.”
Expose my stupidity? I’m just an idiot, tis all.

Lilminx:
” Mine too. They hog all of the good-looking guys. Turn them all into lesbians so I can have my pick of men.”
It doesn’t seem to be working.

Marxist:
“Never, by all accounts you're a hottie. You'll find someone to annoy soon. I promise. Buck up.”
Someone needs to audit those accounts.

 

[Marxist]

i'm not coordinated enough for that kind of activity.

Just lay there and look pretty.

 

[seXieleXie]

Just lay there and look pretty.

well, i can lay there. i don't know about the second part.

 

[Lancecastor]

I’m just an idiot, tis all.

You are not!

You are one very smart person, Never.

Whatever Campus Bane Barbie bummed you out today is not worth the bother.

Lots of lesbians in the sea, little trout!

Chin up. The sun will rise again.

Sincerely

Lance