Straight man mistakenly gets on a Gay Cruise

Beco

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Character is a 44 year old, single male, 5'11 and in good shape. Dark blond hair and blue eyes.

Story Line: While switching jobs in the middle of November, Steven needed some time off and a quick getaway before starting his new job in January. Going at it alone, he headed to Miami with his plan to jump on a Winter cruise ship headed to Jamaica and the Caymans. The cruise sounded like the perfect stress reliever. No cell phones, no annoying friends, just a lounge chair, a few skimpy bikinis and hot sun. A chance to unwind before the start of his new job.

His plane was late arriving to Miami. "No more cheap flights" he muttered to himself as he hopped into the first cab he could get and instructed the driver to head for the docks. The non English speaking cab driver seemed to know where he was going so Steven lay back in the seat and read the cruise brochure he picked up at his travel agents office. With only minutes to spare, Steven jumped out of the car and threw cab fare at the driver. Snatching the bag out of the trunk, Steven ran into the docking station and signed in as the crew prepared for boarding. " Hurry sir, we are about to leave " the Head Steward motion him up the ramp. The steward took his bag and Steven headed on board ship. A new adventure, he thought to himself. He looked around noticing the large food lines and the 6 pools and hot tubs. there was a jog track and a casino, lots to do. He was hungry but wanted to find his room and get settled first. It will be a 14 day trip, plenty of time to eat he thought to himself.....
 
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Didn't they do a movie like this? I'll join if you get others to join.
 
Dwayne

OOC: Dwayne is a 42 year old Stock Broker from NYC. This is his first gay cruise. He has curly brown hair, is 5'9" tall, 170 lbs, has a bit of a gut, but racket ball has kept him in shape. He told his secretary he would be unreachable to 2 weeks on vacation. He has a med thick, cirumcised cock. He loves to give blow jobs, but his ass is still virgin.

IC: Dwayne walked up the boarding ramp onto the ship where he was greeted by one of the Ship's Officers. He directed Dwayne to his cabin and greeted the next person. Dwayne was suddenly blinded by a flash. The ship cameraman smiled and got ready to take his next picture. Dwayne got his attention and asked about the pictures. He was told that they could only be purchased by the person(s) shown in them and the files were destroyed at the end of the cruise.

Dwayne was not exactly happy that pictures were being taken, but he resigned himself to the fact. He walked to his cabin, opened it and threw his bags on the bed. He decided to unpack and go on deck after the ship had sailed. He wasn't ready to have one of his clients see him from the dock.

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The lines were long at the food buffet. " Haven't these people ever eaten before?" he thought to himself. The only thing he knew about cruises is that food is served around the clock, so not to worry about going hungry here. He would try his luck later after getting settled in his room. Pulling out his ship room directions, he made his way down the vast halls searching for Ledo Deck. Along the way he entered the ships massive lobby then got a peak into the ships casino. He couldn't wait to play Craps, but first things first. He strolled down the long narrow hallway, taking the escalator down, then making his way towards his room. He put his key into the lock and open the door, kicking it open with his foot. He entered the long narrow room bumping his carry bag as he entered. At that moment he was glad he paid extra for the window and balcony, providing much needed light in the tiny room. He noticed his suitcase had arrived sitting on the small bed in the corner of the room. He threw his carry on bag on the bed and walked out onto the balcony. He breathed in deeply as he watch the Ship slowly makes it way out of port and finally he felt relaxed and glad to be getting away from it all. He unpacked his things and exhausted from his journey to get here, he lay down on the bed and shut his eyes feeling peaceful as he dozed off.....
 
Dwayne

Dwayne got all his clothes put away. He walked out onto his balcony. The view was wonderful, although the balcony was rather small. He saw his neighbor come out on his balcony, then go back inside. His neighbor was a nice looking guy, about his age. I'll have to introduce myself, he thought. But for now he was hungry. Dwayne changed into Chinos and a polo shirt and headed for the food lines.
 
he awoke

OOC: this is Beco's post, I just transferred it for him.

Steven slowly opened his eyes and laid in bed until he realized where he was. He could see the sun setting through the balcony window and not feeling any movement at all, wondered if the ship had left the port. He got out of bed and went out onto the balcony and quickly realized that the ship was far out in the ocean, not a hint of land in sight. Standing at the balcony railing, wearing only his boxer shorts he felt the warm salty breeze of the ocean whip against his shirtless body. He listened to the waves crash against the powerful ship and from his vantage point; he could see the enormous size of this vessel, more then a few city blocks long as it sailed away into the unknown. he knew there were a few thousand people onboard but at this moment, he felt as if he were the only passenger that existed.
 
Dwayne

Dwayne walked back to his room after enjoying some large iced shrimp and some lobster with butter. He had gotten some butter on his shirt, he hated those lobster bibs. He hadn't seen his neighbor yet, so he thought he would knock after he changed his shirt. Dwayne knocked on the door and...
 
Steven heard the knock on the door from the balcony. He thought it was the Steward, or ship staff, for whatever reason. He rushed into the room and opened the door not stopping to put on a shirt. He opened the door, fully expecting to see a man in uniform. It was Dwayne. He stared for a second, at a man a little shorter then he, dressed in casual cruise wear. His mind blank, uttering only a bewildered, "Yes?".......
 
Dwayne

Dwayne stared for a moment when he saw that his neighbor was wearing only boxers, and he filled them out nicely too. "uhm, Hi.. I'm your next door neighbor and I just wanted to say hello and be neighborly.... I guess...", his voice trailed off, then he started again, "Hey, I'm just about to go down to the Casino, and I could use some company. How about it?"

Dwayne waited for Steven to respond, nervously shuffling his feet and not meeting his eyes.
 
Steven

"Sure" Steven said opening the door wider and motioning for him to come in. "Good to meet you, let me just put on a shirt and some jeans, and I'll walk down there with ya, I haven't had a chance to officially unpack yet" he added. He pulled his suitcase away from the bed and unzipped it. He dug his hands deep into the neat stacks of clothes knowing exactly where his jeans were. Dwayne sat on the bed watching him dress. "Is this your first cruise?" Steven asked. "Any hot chicks aboard??"
 
Dwayne

Dwayne stared at Steven, "You're joking right?" Steven's expression showed Dwayne that he was NOT joking. Dwayne pulled at his collar uncomfortably. He said slowly, "Uhm, this is an all male cruise, even the crew. They must have told you that when you bought your tickets." Steven looked shocked. "What about sex, you need girls for sex, don't you?!?", Steven almost shouted.

Dwayne just looked Steven straight in the eyes. Steven's confused mind processed the meaning of a cruise with only men on it. "No No No NO NO!", Steven said looking betrayed, "My only vacation, 2 weeks, just wasted!"

Dwayne tried to reason with him, "Well, you can always get off in the Bahanas and fly back. And til then, I'll hang around and make sure no one 'hits' on you. I won't either, we'll just be old friends. That's probably the best you can do until we make landfall." Dwayne got off the bed and turned around, so Steven could finish getting dressed. "Oh by the way", he said over his shoulder, "Don't be fooled by anyone dressed like a woman, they are still just guys."
 
Steven

He still wasn't positive that Dwayne wasn't pulling his leg. Then again, he was in an awful rush this morning and wasn't paying much attention. It is possible he got on the wrong ship by mistake, they all seem to look alike. Come to think of it, he didn't see any ladies at the port or when he boarded the ship. He remembered lots of shirtless men at the food line. "Well, I guess I could stay in my room for the next three days" he said jokingly.

"It wont be so bad, I got your back" Dwayne said with encouragement. Steven smiled, then paused for a moment as he began to contemplate a deeper issue. Dwayne sat silently on the bed noticing Steven's distant stare.....
 
Dwayne

"Hey, it's your descision. I was just trying to help. Yeah you can stay in your cabin for the next three days, but what does that say about you? Anyway, I'm going to the Casino. See ya.", said Dwayne as he got up off the bed and moved towards the door.

"You know", said Dwayne turning around, " Gay people are people too. Don't count us out just because we don't have tits, we don't have PMS either." Dwayne started to turn the door knob.
 
Steven

“Okay, Okay, don’t get your panties in a bunch!" Steven said smiling. “Im in the mood for gambling, plus im starving, did we miss the early dinner? Besides, I still think you're pulling my leg on this gay thing. Only one way to find out, that’s to go on Deck!!"

Steven put on his shirt, brushed his teeth and they both headed to the Casino. Steven could feel the escalated energy level since earlier this morning. People were finishing up the early dinner and just starting the late dinner, lots of activity......
 
Dwayne

Dwayne and Steve headed for the dining room to ease Steve's hunger pains. Dwayne was careful not to make some off color remark like, ' Hungry, suck on this'.

They feasted on surloin tips with all the trimmings and headed for the casino. As Dwayne had said, there were no women in either place. well, some in drag with varying degrees of sucess.

Dwayne didn't say anything about it. He just followed Steve and kept the 'flys' away. Dwayne couldn't wait to gamble with Steve.

(Double meaning? You be the judge)
 
Steven

The casino was crowded and noisy as Steven waited for his turn to roll the dice. He was actually having a good time and Dwayne was right, it was a gay cruise! Lord help him if he ran into someone he actually knew, he would shit a brick! "Six" the pit boss yelled. " Press my bet" Steven answered back as he threw more chips on the table. " Place a five,” he ordered. Dwayne was at his side trying to figure out the game of Craps and Steven offered advice when he could. The game was fast and furious and even Steven had a hard time keeping up. The free beers the waiter delivered weren’t helping either. In-between rolls, Steven noticed a few hot ladies circulating around the casino. One in particular caught his eye; she had dark blond shoulder length hair and nice tits, with a dress that didn’t leave much to the imagination. It slide all the way up exposing her soft tan legs. No way he thought, that’s got to be a girl. " Dwayne, you mean that hot girl over there is a guy?" Dwayne nodded yes. “ Come on man!” he protested. “ Its guy” Dwayne answered back, a bit annoyed. Steven stared at her in-between rolls. Their eyes met and Steven quickly looked down at the table. He looked at Dwayne once more. “ It’s a guy,” he reiterated, not wanting to deliver the bad news. Steven looked at her again, forgetting about the game. She moved with silky grace and each stride pushed her dress up exposing her hot legs.
“ Seven Out!! The man yelled. Steven looked back down at the table as the dice man scoop up all of his chips. She was making her way toward him now; his upper lip began to sweat….
 
Dwayne

Dwayne shook his head as the knockout 'girl' approached. "I'll be over here at the slot machine", he said to Steve under his breath. Well, he DID deserve what he got, thought Dwayne. Dwayne pumped quarters into the machine waiting for the inevitable. He didn't hear anything. Dwayne turned around to see Steve walking of with 'her'. Boy, I wish I was a fly on the wall, thought Dwayne. Maybe I should go to my room and wait for the scream. Then again if 'she' was really good, he could fuck her in the ass and never find out.
 
Steven

Slightly buzzed, he walked toward her. She dropped another quarter into the slots and pulled the lever down. Apple, Apple then Orange. Payoff! The quarters came clinking out into the metal basket. She clapped her hands, then gathered her winnings and placed them in the plastic cup. As he stood at her back, she stopped what she was doing, as if feeling his presence turned around to him. “ Well, hello” she said with a soft raspy voice. He stared at her face as she batted her big brown eyes. She smiled at him and then took his hand. “ See, you brought me luck!” she said. Her hand was soft and warm and her touch caused him to become aroused. He felt the blood rushing though his body. Her smile was bright and seductive. “ Let me buy you a drink with my winnings baby ” she said. He looked down and laughed, only a few quarters in her cup. “ Maybe we can share a drink” he smirked. “Oh come on honey, I’ve been winning all night.” Her soft skin, and her full lips mesmerized him. “ Well they say it brings you luck if you share your winnings with someone” he said. “ Then we will both be big winners tonight” she said. She took his hand and rubbed it against her leg. It was smooth and warm and he leaned in closer to her. She let it glide up under her dress. His fingers felt the silky softness of her panties and his finger slide underneath until she abruptly stopped its journey. “ Im Candy, now how bout that drink? I know of a quiet bar up on the top deck” Before he could answer, she squeezes tightly on his hand and ushered him out of the casino. Dwayne stood at the far wall, shaking his head, watching the scene unfold. She guided him into the large hall and they both walked together, up the escalator, then out into the dark quietness of the upper deck. His ears still throbbing from the loudness of the casino, his cock throbbing from her touch. “ Meet me at the front of the ship, im going to get the drinks”
Vodka, soda” he said. Steven watch her hips move as she walked toward the back bar. Her dress fighting the ocean breeze, he caught a glimpse of her red panties and her firm ass. He turned and walked toward the front of the ship. He placed his hands on the rail and gazed out into the ocean as the massive ship glided along into the dark night. He was trying to remember that actor’s name in Titanic when he heard her approach him from behind. “ Miss me? She said, handing Steven his glass. He touched his glass on her’s then took a sip of Vodka. She put her hand on his waist and drew him closer to her. He felt his cock pushing hard inside his jeans, he pressed his budge against her leg. He leaned into her harder, as his lips found hers and they kissed in the moonlight, just the two of them, alone in the middle of the ocean........
 
Dwayne

Dwayne was too curious for his own good. He was acting like those people that drive slowly past accidents. He watched 'her' as she came back to the bar and got 2 drinks. He followed fher, but not too close. He wished that there was something he could do to help Steve, but some people had to find out the hard way.
 
Steven

. She popped his pants button, unzipping, her hand slides slowly down inside, grasping hold of his thick throbbing member, softly stroking him. She kisses him once more then slowly gets down on her knees……….
 
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Candy

I looked up into Dwayne's eyes. My hand continued the dance. I spread my legs just enough to reveal my panties, but I was well tucked.

"Tell me, lover...have you ever had someone SPECIAL like me before?"
 
Dwayne

Dwayne watched as Steve got closer with the cross dresser. He watched 'her' drop to 'her' knees. 'She' unbuttoned his pants and took out his hard cock. Mmmmmmmmmmmm. It looked so tasty. Dwayne licked his lips as he thought about putting it in his mouth. Well, some 'girls' get all the luck. If 'she' sucked him off, he intended to play with his own cock a little. It wasn't as good as getting a blow job, but pumpimg himself would give him some relief.
 
Steven

Her soft hands were stroking his cock, he was ready for more.
" no... god no..... I've never had anyone ....quite as special as you" he said.
 
Dwayne

Dwayne heard Steve say, " no... god no..... I've never had anyone ....quite as special as you". Hmmmmmmmmm, well that's one way to get 'her' in the sack, Dwayne thought. I hope Steve and his 'queen' hurry up, I am getting thirsty.
 
Candy

I pulled Dwayne's cock all the way out. It quickly rose to it's full length.
I kissed the tip, smearing lipstick all over the head.

"Mmm. You taste good. Feel my tits, big boy."

I continued once or twice more with my tongue and lips, then pulled off.

"Lover...did someone follow you? I could've sworn I heard something."
 
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