Straight From the News

[BuckyDuckman]

Maybe better for the GB board, but I'm willing to bet my fellow authors are wittier at re-writing headlines.

USA Today just reported beleaguered NYC mayoral and selfie tweeter, Antony Weiner is dropping in the polls: "Weiner Drops in NYC Poll." I'm sure we can do better than that:

"Flaccid Weiner still Candidate"

Your take? Bonus non-points if it's a headline that could be used in print.

 

[sr71plt]

"Weiner Takes a Beating"

 

[slyc_willie]

"Weiner Pounded in NYC"

That would get some attention.

 

[BuckyDuckman]

"Weiner Takes a Beating"

"Weiner Pounded in NYC"

As a huge fan of "Whose Line is it Anyway" (Brit version, Drew Carrey version and the reboot) - 1000 non-points for both!

 

[soflabbwlvr]

Weiner Exposed

Leathers Pounds Weiner

 

[Handley_Page]

NYC Poll: Weiner found lacking.

 

[slyc_willie]

"Wiener Goes Down After Limp Showing."

I could have way too much fun with this.

 

[BuckyDuckman]

Weiner Exposed

Leathers Pounds Weiner

NYC Poll: Weiner found lacking.

"Wiener Goes Down After Limp Showing."

I could have way too much fun with this.

Another 100 non-points to everyone (with a nod of the head to "Whose Line is it Anyway?")

I loved the last one!

"Wife Still Supports Weiner"

 

[Saxon_Hart]

Weiner's limp in the polls.


I saw a clever meme that said Lorena Bobbit was joins the race....Weiner goes into hiding.

 

[slyc_willie]

"Weiner Needs a Good Poll-Stroking"

Damn you, Bucky.

 

[BuckyDuckman]

Women Attack Weiner

or...

Women Attack Weiner's Exposure

 

[desertslave]

Sorry, but I think the New York Daily News wins:

Same Old Schlong & Dance

 

[sr71plt]

Yep, that's a winner.