Story Ideas for a Talking Phone?

[3113]

Saw this wickedly funny cartoon regarding the new iPhone's voice feature:

http://fastcache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/4/2011/10/xlarge_siri-big.jpg

Sans the beastiality reference, it looks like a Lit plot bunny to me! So now I'm wondering what other plot bunnies involving a talking phone might make for good erotica stories? Thoughts?

 

[PennLady]

I suppose the phone might tell the user what to do... it could be possessed somehow, or it could be artificially intelligent. Hmmmm. I'm sure there are more.

For a humorous take, it might be fun to add in autocorrect.

 

[mynameisben]

Saw this wickedly funny cartoon regarding the new iPhone's voice feature:

http://fastcache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/4/2011/10/xlarge_siri-big.jpg

Sans the beastiality reference, it looks like a Lit plot bunny to me! So now I'm wondering what other plot bunnies involving a talking phone might make for good erotica stories? Thoughts?

How about a talking phone that dials out for phone sex with other talking phones? The owners get suspicious when their end-of-the-month phone bills are in the quadruple digits. They track each other down and accuse each other of malicious mayhem by playing back recordings of the phone sex messages. But hearing the new messages makes both phone owners hot, kicking off a spontaneous and torrid sex session while the phones cheer them on. The phones start calling other talking phones, which in turn, call other talking phones. The entire cellular network grinds to a standstill from traffic overload. The cellular company tracks down the origin of the traffic nightmare and alerts the police. The police send multiple squad cars to the address the phone company gives them, they break down the door to discover it Sara Palin and Arnold Schwartzenegger going at it on the kitchen table. The police are bribed, and then join in for a gang bang because opportunities like this don't happen every day.

 

[PennLady]

How about a talking phone that dials out for phone sex with other talking phones? The owners get suspicious when their end-of-the-month phone bills are in the quadruple digits. They track each other down and accuse each other of malicious mayhem by playing back recordings of the phone sex messages. But hearing the new messages makes both phone owners hot, kicking off a spontaneous and torrid sex session while the phones cheer them on. The phones start calling other talking phones, which in turn, call other talking phones. The entire cellular network grinds to a standstill from traffic overload. The cellular company tracks down the origin of the traffic nightmare and alerts the police. The police send multiple squad cars to the address the phone company gives them, they break down the door to discover it Sara Palin and Arnold Schwartzenegger going at it on the kitchen table. The police are bribed, and then join in for a gang bang because opportunities like this don't happen every day.

See, I just can't think of things that funny. I actually would leave out the Palin, etc., stuff and just go with the phones.

 

[mynameisben]

See, I just can't think of things that funny.

You would if you went through life with a rubber chicken stuffed down the front of your pants.

Don't ask.

 

[3113]

I suppose the phone might tell the user what to do... it could be possessed somehow, or it could be artificially intelligent.

Actually, all the user has to do is email themselves the instructions then tell the phone to read the emails to them. Could be done with the current phone. Or, better yet, they could have someone email them the instruction and have the phone read those emails to them. Then they'd be surprised. Much better hearing the instructions as commands rather than reading them...more hands free

 

[PennLady]

You would if you went through life with a rubber chicken stuffed down the front of your pants.

Don't ask.

I have naughty potholders, do those count? Guess not. My grandmother made them, not me.

 

[mynameisben]

I have naughty potholders, do those count? Guess not. My grandmother made them, not me.

I guess it depends on how much weed granny stuffed them with.

 

[PennLady]

I guess it depends on how much weed granny stuffed them with.

No, that's not it. They just had some private stuff.

 

[LettersFromTatyana]

There's always the unrequited love angle between a man and his phone:

In an application of real human intelligence — and a dollop of humour — Apple’s developers have also equipped Siri with an untold number of witty comebacks for difficult questions.

...

Q: Will you marry me?

A: “My end user licensing agreement does not cover marriage. My apologies.”

The others are also amusing.

http://www.thestar.com/business/art...e-has-witty-comebacks-for-difficult-questions

Oh, and that's a great comic, 3113.

 

[Handley_Page]

I imagine something like 2001:

"I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that".