Story idea

[Matthew_Craig]

hw about one that involes a big salami

 

[Guest]

hw about one that involes a big salami

Does your mommy know you're online?

 

[BlackSnake]

Does your mommy know you're online?

LMAO!

 

[BedtimeStories]

If you are of age, perhaps you'd give us more to go on? Seems these kind of requests haven't been around since 2000...

 

[sirhugs]

If you are of age, perhaps you'd give us more to go on? Seems these kind of requests haven't been around since 2000...

and if he's underage, you could tie him in the closet until he grows up? ( just kidding)

 

[bisexplicit]

Hes just an alt, don't mind him.

 

[BedtimeStories]

He's an alt?

 

[TheCaptain]

He's an alt?

yep

Appeared on the General Lit forum the other night (or morning there, wateva ) posting pix of a big fat dude with a small dic and sayin it was this other Matthew Craig user who hangs out round there... stalkin the orig Craig round all the threads, it was humourous in a stupifying sort of way, like primary school all over again

Whateva... Gen Board BS filterin over here to Story Ideas . Whateva

Damn General Board trolls. *sigh

Capt

 

[CharleyH]

hw about one that involes a big salami

Seen it on a hundred porn site already ... been done to death Pizza man ... how about a ...

 

[sirhugs]

Seen it on a hundred porn site already ... been done to death Pizza man ... how about a ...

isn;t there always a new way to slice a salami?

 

[snooper]

isn;t there always a new way to slice a salami?

Well after lengthways and crossways everything else is just a matter of finding a new angle.

 

[sirhugs]

Well after lengthways and crossways everything else is just a matter of finding a new angle.

the secret of all good erotica....

 

[pornwriter]

hw about one that involes a big salami

so you have a delicatesson fetish?
you want mustard with that?
Kosher nonKosher?