Story Idea - Table Shopping

[pulpmanuel]

I think a good short story could be written about a couple that is table shopping, but their criterion is that the table be good for having sex on.

 

[YaoiHuntressE]

Sounds like it could make for a cute, funny story. Maybe the salesman could be a vouyer who agrees to let them try tables if he\she can tape it.

 

[Belthazor82]

Or the salesman shows the woman how to use the table properly.

 

[Fantasies_only]

I think a good short story could be written about a couple that is table shopping, but their criterion is that the table be good for having sex on.

It sounds like it would be more of an adult comedy.
You could have the table salesman like a stereotype sleazy car salesman or the "Ya know what I mean? nudge-nudge, wink-wink" guy from Monty Python, and have some prap-falls under the wife's (fat and lazy) weight, after all, he's shopping for his mistress and her girlfriend who can't come to the shop, but his wife weighs the same as their combined weight.

 

[YaoiHuntressE]

It sounds like it would be more of an adult comedy.
You could have the table salesman like a stereotype sleazy car salesman or the "Ya know what I mean? nudge-nudge, wink-wink" guy from Monty Python, and have some prap-falls under the wife's (fat and lazy) weight, after all, he's shopping for his mistress and her girlfriend who can't come to the shop, but his wife weighs the same as their combined weight.

For some reason I can picture the salesman sounding like Dr. Nick Rivera from The Simpsons.

 

[Fantasies_only]

For some reason I can picture the salesman sounding like Dr. Nick Rivera from The Simpsons.

I was thinking more like a comic book guy/Troy McLore combo, which, come to think of it, is Calculon from Futurama.