Hi all:
I'm posting this a bit earlier than it's assigned date because I'm going out of town for the weekend and won't be back until the 6th, at which point I'll be able to comment on any comments you've made...so if you comment early, don't be surprised if I don't chime in until the 6th.
This one needs a bit of background explanation, which I hope won't turn out longer than the excerpt I've included below! The back story is this: I'm writing a full length novel involving a private investigator in Upstate New York who is tracking (and being stalked by) a female serial killer. A part of his back story is that before he returned to his hometown in New York, he was a professor in West Texas who did some PI work on the side (a trade he picked up to help pay for his PhD studies years before). In the novel, I make reference to a situation in Texas that resulted in (a) one of his clients almost dying, (b) him getting shot and (c) him getting fired from his university job. I developed this back story for him because it helps to explain a lot about his present behavior, his reasons for being so reluctant about doing any sort of PI work, and his general reticence about his personal life.
Still with me? Okay. A couple of months ago, I was stuck around page 175 of the novel, so I decided to write part of the prequel, both because I needed to clear my head and do something different and because I'd read somewhere that the first question an agent asks about detective fiction is whether the book she's looking at is part of a series. So, I figured I'd try to get part of the prequel novel down on paper. To my surprise, a lot of it flowed out of me that weekend and I almost got so distracted by it that I was tempted to put the original project to the side. Fortunately, a couple of well placed head slaps stopped that and I'm back at the original project.
But , the prequel stays with me. So, what I'm going to ask you to do is to read the first few pages of it and tell me what you like and what you don't like and in particular, whether you would want to read more if you just happened to pick this up and read it (assuming, of course, that you like detective fiction...not everyone's cup of tea, I know). No sex here, just character and place.
Sorry for all the introductory text, but it seemed like it needed setting up...
Allan
Lonesome Dust
The dust had been blowing for five days now without letup. The only mercy in it was that just before it started up, the wind had been from the southeast for two days, bringing with it the smell of the feedlots down around Slayton. Cow shit, cow piss, cow sweat. God I hated that smell. Twelve thousand head of cattle crammed together in less than 200 acres. When they stood up in the evening and started to move toward the feed troughs they kicked up such a cloud of dried shit, piss and sweat that the least breeze from their direction left me gagging. Whenever it got too bad I‘d check into a motel until the wind turned back around from the west.
West Texas—the world’s largest human-inhabited hair dryer.
Only Americans have been stupid enough to actually live here. The Comanche just passed through on their way down from the Sierra Blancas to their hunting grounds in the Hill Country. The Spaniards passed through on their way to Eldorado. They were smart enough to know they weren’t going to find their city of gold here. All they left behind were some archeological sites and a name—the Llano Estacado, the Staked Plains—an homage to the Yucca and Agave bloom stalks that dot the plains. Even the Mexicans gave it a pass—that is, until the Anglos settled the area for good.
The weather here is nothing short of Biblical—tornadoes, thunderstorms that can drop three inches of rain in an hour, turning the wash down below my house into a raging torrent for a couple of hours, isolating me up here against the canyon walls, hail stones the size of baseballs—and sometimes even softballs—that can punch through your roof and end up in your living room, It even rains mud sometimes, when the leading edge of one of the thunderstorms kicks up a wall of dust and converts it to falling droplets of mud along the boundary between the dust and the rain. From late April until early November the temperature soars to over 100 almost every day. At least the nights cool down into the 60s. We do have winter here. Not a real winter of course, but I’ve been here five years and it’s snowed at least once every year. Two years ago we had three feet of snow the day before Christmas. The whole city shut down because they don’t own a single snowplow. Bulldozers were called in to clear the routes to the emergency rooms. Of course, it was all melted within four days and the panic subsided.
One of these days I’m sure it’s going to rain frogs.
Only one thing is for certain and that’s the wind. Growing up in the mountains of New York I thought I was used to the wind, but not like this. A low wind day in West Texas is 15 m.p.h. Most days it blows in the 20s and at this time of year, right on the border between spring and summer, 35-40 is more the rule. That’s when the goddamn dust starts. Some days it’s just hazy and gritty, but when the wind really blows, you can’t see a fucking thing.
Right now, staring out my window, I can’t see the far wall of the canyon and that’s less than half a mile off. All I can see is billowing, surging clouds of red dust, like something Stephen Spielberg created for a movie. How there is any dirt still on the ground west of us I can’t imagine. Not even the sun can get through—we’ve been in a half twilight now since Monday morning, the sun glowing like a red dot up in the dust clouds. You know it’s there because you can feel the heat of it, but most of the time the light is what, in Upstate New York, we’d call “bright overcast.”
There are a lot of things I hate about West Texas, but the dust is surely at the top of my long list.
After two days of a dust storm people get cranky, sniping at each other, being mean to their kids, probably kicking their dogs. By the fourth day almost everybody is downright ornery, yelling and getting into fights in bars or anywhere else that works for them. The roads get slick with the dust and they start crashing their cars and their SUVs and pickups, going apeshit when they see the dents in their precious babies. I’ve got a couple of friends on the police force and they all say that after three solid days of heavy dust they start trying to call in sick.
I remember when I first moved here five years ago from Upstate, how I’d read stories about frontier families spreading bed sheets over their dinner table, pulling food out from underneath and popping it into their mouths as quickly as possible to keep from eating dirt. Until my first big blow I was sure those stories were Texas tall tales. Now I know they were the plain truth.
If I’d had half a brain I’d have bought a new house close to campus that was sealed up against the dust. Nope. Not me. I had to buy this creaky old post and beam bunkhouse built in 1917 for the Mexicans who worked the ranch on the Caprock up above me. Three hundred and forty days a year I love my house, but not when the dust is blowing. I just can’t keep it out of this old place.
Lord knows I’ve tried. But after my first dust season here I bowed to the inevitable, putting garbage bags over all my electronics so they won’t fill up with dust and short out, making sure I keep all my cabinets and closets closed, and I eat out a lot so I don’t ingest too much dirt along with my food. Around mid-April when it stops blowing, I throw open all the doors and windows, set up big fans blowing out, and kick up my own mini dust storm indoors, blowing as much out as I can with a leaf blower, then washing down every fucking thing in the house.
I hate the way it gets in my ears, between my teeth and is caked in the corners of my eyes when I wake up. I can’t even use my hot tub—not that I’d want to be outside when it’s blowing—because I have to keep the lid on tight or it’ll turn into a mud bath. The cheapo transistor radio I bought so I could listen to some music during the dust storms only picks up three stations—one full of wailing cowboy ballads, another offering non-stop end of the world fire and brimstone from some hardcore Baptist crazies down around Post, and a Tejano station serving up one jaunty, jazzy song after another. What they’ve got to be so fucking happy about I have yet to figure out.
All this week I’ve gone into town just long enough to teach my classes, hold my office hours, and grab something to eat. The rest of the time I spend here, sitting, reading, or at least trying to read, and staring out of the window. That, and I wait for Mindy.
Once the dust has been blowing for at least three days I know she’ll come. Something about all the ozone in the air I guess—but day after day of blowing dust makes her want to fuck—and fuck me in particular. She knows I’ll be here—cranky as hell, full of aggressive, angry energy, energy she can put to good use.
When we were first together I thought we were made for each other, but now, four years later, the only time we see each other are days like today—both of us pissed off and ready to fuck until we’re sore.
It was this old house that brought us together.
Four years ago I started looking for a place to live and focused my search on the canyons east of town for two reasons. They, at least, offered some scenery as compared to the unrelenting flatness of the Caprock, and the people who live out here in the canyons are here because we want to isolate ourselves from the city. In the canyons I hoped I’d be able to reclaim one tiny piece of the solitude I’d come to depend on when I lived in the Adirondacks.
I crapped out quickly, because nothing ever seemed to come up for sale. When I asked my realtor what the deal was she just shook her head and shrugged. She thought I was nuts to want to live out in the canyons in any case, when I could buy a nice new place ten minutes from campus. So I fired her and started driving the dirt roads that wound up and down the canyons, checking out every property I could get a good look at. When I found a place that looked vacant, I’d go to the county land office, look up the owner and try to talk them into selling. One after another told me to piss off. Finally, I hit pay dirt three months into my search.
The place was 12 miles off the asphalt down Yellow House Canyon, on the far side of the wash that I had to cross on a cement culvert that dipped down into the creek bed and struggled up the other side. Not willing to risk the suspension of my old Saab on the rest of the driveway, I parked on the far side of the culvert and walked in, the driveway flanked by mesquites and Cholla, some of them a good three or four feet taller than me and crowned that morning with their brilliant fuscia flowers. From peeks I could get at the place with my binoculars from up on the road over on the far side of the canyon, the house appeared abandoned, but I didn’t feel like getting shot at by a trigger-happy isolationist, so I called out as I walked, “Helloooo, anybody home?” Neither shot nor voice answered me as I emerged from the mesquite into what amounted to the yard—a scruffy expanse of buffalo grass and Prickly Pears.
The house itself was surely abandoned—all of the windowpanes were broken and about two thousand beer cans littered the front porch and yard. Still, you can’t be too careful around here, so I called out one last time, “Helloooo!” No answer.
For the next half hour I stomped all around, examining the structure, the flooring, what of the pipes I could see. Surprisingly, the place seemed pretty sound except for all the broken glass and the smell of piss in what had been the dining room. Downstairs was a big living room with an actual fireplace—where the firewood came from in this land without trees I had no idea—a dining room, a kitchen and a utility room out back with rusted out hookups for a washer and dryer. Upstairs were four small bedrooms, one of which had about a dozen rotting condoms on the floor. It took me a minute to figure out what was missing—bathrooms. Leaning out one of the upstairs windows I solved that little mystery—a two-door outhouse back behind the house about fifty feet from the back door.
Outside, the best feature of the house from my perspective was the fact that there were two ancient cottonwoods guarding the west side of the place, providing much-needed shade during the furnace-like afternoons. The front porch stretched from one the west corners to the east and then wrapped around on the south face, providing shelter from both the sun and the wind. Standing on the porch I couldn’t see another house—shit, I couldn’t even see the road I’d come in on. I went back upstairs and looked out the front windows. From there I could see the road, but still no other house. The isolation was just what I wanted, but the challenge, well, I wasn’t sure about that. I’d done some work on houses in the past and my guess was this one needed $20,000-$30,000 in immediate repairs and the same again to get it just right. That was if I did all the carpentry.
I tried hard not to get my hopes up about the place. It was exactly what I’d been looking for, but thus far my experience had been that no one who owned these places was willing to sell. Why would this one be any different? At the land office the next day I learned that Ellis Mathews of County Road 6851, nearest post office Slayton, owned the property. I tracked down his phone number without too much trouble, decided what I’d be willing to pay for the house and per acre for any land that went with it. Mathews owned the mineral and water rights too—the property had been in his family for close to 80 years—so he was the only one I needed to negotiate with. Anxious, I called the number I’d found and when a woman answered, I asked to speak to Mr. Mathews.
“I’m his daughter, “ she said, “Can I help you with something.”
“Well,” I said, trying to sound more confident than I was, “I’m a professor at Tech and I’ve been trying to buy a place in Yellow House Canyon, and, well, I found a place that your father owns down near where County Road 7632 splits and heads toward Slayton, and, um, I’m interested in buying it if he’s interested in selling.”
I held my breath, waiting to see whether she would put me through to her father.
“Sugar,” she said, laughing lightly, “I’ve been waiting for you to call me for close to two years now.”
I'm posting this a bit earlier than it's assigned date because I'm going out of town for the weekend and won't be back until the 6th, at which point I'll be able to comment on any comments you've made...so if you comment early, don't be surprised if I don't chime in until the 6th.
This one needs a bit of background explanation, which I hope won't turn out longer than the excerpt I've included below! The back story is this: I'm writing a full length novel involving a private investigator in Upstate New York who is tracking (and being stalked by) a female serial killer. A part of his back story is that before he returned to his hometown in New York, he was a professor in West Texas who did some PI work on the side (a trade he picked up to help pay for his PhD studies years before). In the novel, I make reference to a situation in Texas that resulted in (a) one of his clients almost dying, (b) him getting shot and (c) him getting fired from his university job. I developed this back story for him because it helps to explain a lot about his present behavior, his reasons for being so reluctant about doing any sort of PI work, and his general reticence about his personal life.
Still with me? Okay. A couple of months ago, I was stuck around page 175 of the novel, so I decided to write part of the prequel, both because I needed to clear my head and do something different and because I'd read somewhere that the first question an agent asks about detective fiction is whether the book she's looking at is part of a series. So, I figured I'd try to get part of the prequel novel down on paper. To my surprise, a lot of it flowed out of me that weekend and I almost got so distracted by it that I was tempted to put the original project to the side. Fortunately, a couple of well placed head slaps stopped that and I'm back at the original project.
But , the prequel stays with me. So, what I'm going to ask you to do is to read the first few pages of it and tell me what you like and what you don't like and in particular, whether you would want to read more if you just happened to pick this up and read it (assuming, of course, that you like detective fiction...not everyone's cup of tea, I know). No sex here, just character and place.
Sorry for all the introductory text, but it seemed like it needed setting up...
Allan
Lonesome Dust
The dust had been blowing for five days now without letup. The only mercy in it was that just before it started up, the wind had been from the southeast for two days, bringing with it the smell of the feedlots down around Slayton. Cow shit, cow piss, cow sweat. God I hated that smell. Twelve thousand head of cattle crammed together in less than 200 acres. When they stood up in the evening and started to move toward the feed troughs they kicked up such a cloud of dried shit, piss and sweat that the least breeze from their direction left me gagging. Whenever it got too bad I‘d check into a motel until the wind turned back around from the west.
West Texas—the world’s largest human-inhabited hair dryer.
Only Americans have been stupid enough to actually live here. The Comanche just passed through on their way down from the Sierra Blancas to their hunting grounds in the Hill Country. The Spaniards passed through on their way to Eldorado. They were smart enough to know they weren’t going to find their city of gold here. All they left behind were some archeological sites and a name—the Llano Estacado, the Staked Plains—an homage to the Yucca and Agave bloom stalks that dot the plains. Even the Mexicans gave it a pass—that is, until the Anglos settled the area for good.
The weather here is nothing short of Biblical—tornadoes, thunderstorms that can drop three inches of rain in an hour, turning the wash down below my house into a raging torrent for a couple of hours, isolating me up here against the canyon walls, hail stones the size of baseballs—and sometimes even softballs—that can punch through your roof and end up in your living room, It even rains mud sometimes, when the leading edge of one of the thunderstorms kicks up a wall of dust and converts it to falling droplets of mud along the boundary between the dust and the rain. From late April until early November the temperature soars to over 100 almost every day. At least the nights cool down into the 60s. We do have winter here. Not a real winter of course, but I’ve been here five years and it’s snowed at least once every year. Two years ago we had three feet of snow the day before Christmas. The whole city shut down because they don’t own a single snowplow. Bulldozers were called in to clear the routes to the emergency rooms. Of course, it was all melted within four days and the panic subsided.
One of these days I’m sure it’s going to rain frogs.
Only one thing is for certain and that’s the wind. Growing up in the mountains of New York I thought I was used to the wind, but not like this. A low wind day in West Texas is 15 m.p.h. Most days it blows in the 20s and at this time of year, right on the border between spring and summer, 35-40 is more the rule. That’s when the goddamn dust starts. Some days it’s just hazy and gritty, but when the wind really blows, you can’t see a fucking thing.
Right now, staring out my window, I can’t see the far wall of the canyon and that’s less than half a mile off. All I can see is billowing, surging clouds of red dust, like something Stephen Spielberg created for a movie. How there is any dirt still on the ground west of us I can’t imagine. Not even the sun can get through—we’ve been in a half twilight now since Monday morning, the sun glowing like a red dot up in the dust clouds. You know it’s there because you can feel the heat of it, but most of the time the light is what, in Upstate New York, we’d call “bright overcast.”
There are a lot of things I hate about West Texas, but the dust is surely at the top of my long list.
After two days of a dust storm people get cranky, sniping at each other, being mean to their kids, probably kicking their dogs. By the fourth day almost everybody is downright ornery, yelling and getting into fights in bars or anywhere else that works for them. The roads get slick with the dust and they start crashing their cars and their SUVs and pickups, going apeshit when they see the dents in their precious babies. I’ve got a couple of friends on the police force and they all say that after three solid days of heavy dust they start trying to call in sick.
I remember when I first moved here five years ago from Upstate, how I’d read stories about frontier families spreading bed sheets over their dinner table, pulling food out from underneath and popping it into their mouths as quickly as possible to keep from eating dirt. Until my first big blow I was sure those stories were Texas tall tales. Now I know they were the plain truth.
If I’d had half a brain I’d have bought a new house close to campus that was sealed up against the dust. Nope. Not me. I had to buy this creaky old post and beam bunkhouse built in 1917 for the Mexicans who worked the ranch on the Caprock up above me. Three hundred and forty days a year I love my house, but not when the dust is blowing. I just can’t keep it out of this old place.
Lord knows I’ve tried. But after my first dust season here I bowed to the inevitable, putting garbage bags over all my electronics so they won’t fill up with dust and short out, making sure I keep all my cabinets and closets closed, and I eat out a lot so I don’t ingest too much dirt along with my food. Around mid-April when it stops blowing, I throw open all the doors and windows, set up big fans blowing out, and kick up my own mini dust storm indoors, blowing as much out as I can with a leaf blower, then washing down every fucking thing in the house.
I hate the way it gets in my ears, between my teeth and is caked in the corners of my eyes when I wake up. I can’t even use my hot tub—not that I’d want to be outside when it’s blowing—because I have to keep the lid on tight or it’ll turn into a mud bath. The cheapo transistor radio I bought so I could listen to some music during the dust storms only picks up three stations—one full of wailing cowboy ballads, another offering non-stop end of the world fire and brimstone from some hardcore Baptist crazies down around Post, and a Tejano station serving up one jaunty, jazzy song after another. What they’ve got to be so fucking happy about I have yet to figure out.
All this week I’ve gone into town just long enough to teach my classes, hold my office hours, and grab something to eat. The rest of the time I spend here, sitting, reading, or at least trying to read, and staring out of the window. That, and I wait for Mindy.
Once the dust has been blowing for at least three days I know she’ll come. Something about all the ozone in the air I guess—but day after day of blowing dust makes her want to fuck—and fuck me in particular. She knows I’ll be here—cranky as hell, full of aggressive, angry energy, energy she can put to good use.
When we were first together I thought we were made for each other, but now, four years later, the only time we see each other are days like today—both of us pissed off and ready to fuck until we’re sore.
It was this old house that brought us together.
Four years ago I started looking for a place to live and focused my search on the canyons east of town for two reasons. They, at least, offered some scenery as compared to the unrelenting flatness of the Caprock, and the people who live out here in the canyons are here because we want to isolate ourselves from the city. In the canyons I hoped I’d be able to reclaim one tiny piece of the solitude I’d come to depend on when I lived in the Adirondacks.
I crapped out quickly, because nothing ever seemed to come up for sale. When I asked my realtor what the deal was she just shook her head and shrugged. She thought I was nuts to want to live out in the canyons in any case, when I could buy a nice new place ten minutes from campus. So I fired her and started driving the dirt roads that wound up and down the canyons, checking out every property I could get a good look at. When I found a place that looked vacant, I’d go to the county land office, look up the owner and try to talk them into selling. One after another told me to piss off. Finally, I hit pay dirt three months into my search.
The place was 12 miles off the asphalt down Yellow House Canyon, on the far side of the wash that I had to cross on a cement culvert that dipped down into the creek bed and struggled up the other side. Not willing to risk the suspension of my old Saab on the rest of the driveway, I parked on the far side of the culvert and walked in, the driveway flanked by mesquites and Cholla, some of them a good three or four feet taller than me and crowned that morning with their brilliant fuscia flowers. From peeks I could get at the place with my binoculars from up on the road over on the far side of the canyon, the house appeared abandoned, but I didn’t feel like getting shot at by a trigger-happy isolationist, so I called out as I walked, “Helloooo, anybody home?” Neither shot nor voice answered me as I emerged from the mesquite into what amounted to the yard—a scruffy expanse of buffalo grass and Prickly Pears.
The house itself was surely abandoned—all of the windowpanes were broken and about two thousand beer cans littered the front porch and yard. Still, you can’t be too careful around here, so I called out one last time, “Helloooo!” No answer.
For the next half hour I stomped all around, examining the structure, the flooring, what of the pipes I could see. Surprisingly, the place seemed pretty sound except for all the broken glass and the smell of piss in what had been the dining room. Downstairs was a big living room with an actual fireplace—where the firewood came from in this land without trees I had no idea—a dining room, a kitchen and a utility room out back with rusted out hookups for a washer and dryer. Upstairs were four small bedrooms, one of which had about a dozen rotting condoms on the floor. It took me a minute to figure out what was missing—bathrooms. Leaning out one of the upstairs windows I solved that little mystery—a two-door outhouse back behind the house about fifty feet from the back door.
Outside, the best feature of the house from my perspective was the fact that there were two ancient cottonwoods guarding the west side of the place, providing much-needed shade during the furnace-like afternoons. The front porch stretched from one the west corners to the east and then wrapped around on the south face, providing shelter from both the sun and the wind. Standing on the porch I couldn’t see another house—shit, I couldn’t even see the road I’d come in on. I went back upstairs and looked out the front windows. From there I could see the road, but still no other house. The isolation was just what I wanted, but the challenge, well, I wasn’t sure about that. I’d done some work on houses in the past and my guess was this one needed $20,000-$30,000 in immediate repairs and the same again to get it just right. That was if I did all the carpentry.
I tried hard not to get my hopes up about the place. It was exactly what I’d been looking for, but thus far my experience had been that no one who owned these places was willing to sell. Why would this one be any different? At the land office the next day I learned that Ellis Mathews of County Road 6851, nearest post office Slayton, owned the property. I tracked down his phone number without too much trouble, decided what I’d be willing to pay for the house and per acre for any land that went with it. Mathews owned the mineral and water rights too—the property had been in his family for close to 80 years—so he was the only one I needed to negotiate with. Anxious, I called the number I’d found and when a woman answered, I asked to speak to Mr. Mathews.
“I’m his daughter, “ she said, “Can I help you with something.”
“Well,” I said, trying to sound more confident than I was, “I’m a professor at Tech and I’ve been trying to buy a place in Yellow House Canyon, and, well, I found a place that your father owns down near where County Road 7632 splits and heads toward Slayton, and, um, I’m interested in buying it if he’s interested in selling.”
I held my breath, waiting to see whether she would put me through to her father.
“Sugar,” she said, laughing lightly, “I’ve been waiting for you to call me for close to two years now.”