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So, I get a call on Friday. My sister, Audrey, will be coming home for one week to stay with my mom in order to satisfy the requirement of her annual "retreat". In most families, this is not a big deal, but in ours, well one would have to be there to understand. You see, my sister is a 31 year old cloistered nun living in a convent just north of Boston. She hasn't been home for the last 10 years since becoming a novice and entering the order. I last saw her 5 years ago when she took her final vows.
So..... I clear my calendar for Saturday afternoon and drive the 20 minutes from my parish to mom's house. That's when it all began. Walking into the house, much anticipating a joyous reunion and seeing the "penguin" again as my brothers call her, I was quite shocked to see Audrey's smiling face sitting at the kitchen table dressed in tight jeans and a sleeveless white shirt......Wow....talk about a rude awakening......and she even had breasts, which, if I wasn't her brother, would definitely be described as 'spectacular'.
The best way to envision my sister is to picture (the late) Lt. Lia from Star Trek, The Movie, except she's even more gorgeous if that's possible, considering hairless women can convey a rather controversial image.
Yes, she's hairless by choice, yet still pretty, beautiful actually (some of the nuns in her convent consider hair to be a vanity item better left for those on the outside).
"So brother" she says "lose the collar, we're going out tonight". "My college friends are coming over, and we need a designated driver. A better escort for my friends, I could not imagine, and I know they'll be safe under the watchful eyes of Father Bob" she giggled. "By-the-way, how's the priesthood treating you?" she giggled again. To say this was going to be an interesting visit would certainly be an understatement.
So..... I clear my calendar for Saturday afternoon and drive the 20 minutes from my parish to mom's house. That's when it all began. Walking into the house, much anticipating a joyous reunion and seeing the "penguin" again as my brothers call her, I was quite shocked to see Audrey's smiling face sitting at the kitchen table dressed in tight jeans and a sleeveless white shirt......Wow....talk about a rude awakening......and she even had breasts, which, if I wasn't her brother, would definitely be described as 'spectacular'.
The best way to envision my sister is to picture (the late) Lt. Lia from Star Trek, The Movie, except she's even more gorgeous if that's possible, considering hairless women can convey a rather controversial image.
Yes, she's hairless by choice, yet still pretty, beautiful actually (some of the nuns in her convent consider hair to be a vanity item better left for those on the outside).
"So brother" she says "lose the collar, we're going out tonight". "My college friends are coming over, and we need a designated driver. A better escort for my friends, I could not imagine, and I know they'll be safe under the watchful eyes of Father Bob" she giggled. "By-the-way, how's the priesthood treating you?" she giggled again. To say this was going to be an interesting visit would certainly be an understatement.
