Stop Simian Discrimination!

[LusterMunky]

Sowwy in advance for being grumpy, but I am frustrated beyond belief.

I'm a Munky, okay?

I'm sick and tired of you Lit Gurls who, during phone sex, say "Oh baby, pretend you are a Peeples and I'll cum for you". Fuck. I'm not a Peeple, I'm a Munky. Hang up the phone and grab a toy!

If you don't want a short furry creature who's hung like a stud field mouse, then don't call me. Fair enough?

This is the sort of Simian discrimination that this Great Country has been prone to since Day 1

(if you'd like to prone with me, PM, but no banana pics pls).


I feel better now.

 

[LusterMunky]

Munky, you are a Dickhead and an Attention Whore.

And quit talking to yourself.

 

[Kat73]

Munky... Munky... Munky...

 

[SweetSam42]

You confuse the fuck out of me, but your posts make me laugh all the time. In a good way.

 

[LusterMunky]

You confuse the fuck out of me, but your posts make me laugh all the time. In a good way.

"We're on Earth to fart around, and don't let anyone tell you different"

- Vonnegut

 

[1sickbastard]

"Laffa while you can, munkey boy." ~ Dr. Emilio Lizardo (aka John Whorfin)

 

[LusterMunky]

"Evolution is a myth. Why aren't Munkys (sic) still evolving into humans?"

- Christine O'Donnell

 

[SuddenStop]

So... just out of curiosity does a munky spank its human? Since guys spank their... Oh never mind.

 

[1sickbastard]

"Evolution is a myth. Why aren't Munkys (sic) still evolving into humans?"

- Christine O'Donnell

Have you seen how humans act?

 

[LusterMunky]

Have you seen how humans act?

I've heard stories. Apparently you humans like to blow shit up and you have some Invisible Guy in the Sky who watches all this. How weird is that?

 

[1sickbastard]

I've heard stories. Apparently you humans like to blow shit up and you have some Invisible Guy in the Sky who watches all this. How weird is that?

not as weird as having phones that are smarter then the primates using them

 

[TarzanOfTheApes]

I feel for you Munky, I can truly sympathize.

 

[LusterMunky]

I feel for you Munky, I can truly sympathize.

I hear ya, bruther. It is my hope that within our lifetimes we will be allowed to vote and to fuck blondes with impunity, without being ostracized.

Nuthing much worse than being ostracized.