Stop Eating My Pants!

[Kassiana]

My female cockatiel is attacking my underwear. When I moved my pants to cover it up, she attacked my pants.

It's sad when you have to say something like "Stop eating my pants" and it isn't because you have an enthusiastic lover. Durn animals.

 

[logophile]

My female cockatiel is attacking my underwear. When I moved my pants to cover it up, she attacked my pants.

It's sad when you have to say something like "Stop eating my pants" and it isn't because you have an enthusiastic lover. Durn animals.

I'm pretty sure I wouldn't say it to an enthusiastic lover.
Yup. Pretty damn sure.

 

[Guest]

I'm pretty sure I wouldn't say it to an enthusiastic lover.
Yup. Pretty damn sure.

I would say, "Stop eating the damn pants! Lick ME instead!"

That's what I would say.