StondTmplPilot

[Shylady]

Dear Crabby:

I am a sailor in the United States Coast Guard. My parents live in the suburbs of Philadelphia and one of my Sisters, who lives in Bensonhurst is married to a transvestite. My Father and Mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. I have two brothers, one who is currently serving a non parole life sentence in Attica, for murder, the other currently being held in the Wellington Remand Center on robbery charges. I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who lives in the Bronx and indeed is still a part-time "working girl" in a brothel; however, her time there is limited, as she has recently been infected with an STD. We intend to marry as soon as possible and are currently looking into the possibility of opening our own brothel, with my fiancé Utilizing her knowledge of the industry working as the manager. I am hoping my two Sisters would be interested in joining our team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, at least it would get them off the streets and, hopefully, the heroin.

My problem is this: I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family, and of course I want to be totally honest with her. Should I tell her about my cousin who is a Detroit Lions fan? --Signed, Worried


Sorry STP, but I couldn't resist

 

[SilverVeil]

Damn, and I thought my family was fucked up.

 

[StondTmplPilot]

Dear Crabby:

I am a sailor in the United States Coast Guard. My parents live in the suburbs of Philadelphia and one of my Sisters, who lives in Bensonhurst is married to a transvestite. My Father and Mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. I have two brothers, one who is currently serving a non parole life sentence in Attica, for murder, the other currently being held in the Wellington Remand Center on robbery charges. I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who lives in the Bronx and indeed is still a part-time "working girl" in a brothel; however, her time there is limited, as she has recently been infected with an STD. We intend to marry as soon as possible and are currently looking into the possibility of opening our own brothel, with my fiancé Utilizing her knowledge of the industry working as the manager. I am hoping my two Sisters would be interested in joining our team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, at least it would get them off the streets and, hopefully, the heroin.

My problem is this: I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family, and of course I want to be totally honest with her. Should I tell her about my cousin who is a Detroit Lions fan? --Signed, Worried


Sorry STP, but I couldn't resist

LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!

My advice....NO FUCKING WAY! I think this might be to much for her to take. Don't do it, it she finds out on her own you can always just say you didn't realize it was THAT important.

 

[Elizabeth]

 

[Desert Amazon]