Stock market rises 400 points on McCain's renewed push for the Presidency

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Wall Street, responding to McCain's declaration that he has taken a new direction with his campaign, rallied over 400 points as of this morning.

Rumors abound, however, that the Dow Jones could be responding positively to a massive worldwide injection of socialist market reforms and Government giveaways, but this is what communist traitor dogs would say, so pay it no mind.

Srsly.


(hint: this is an Amicus parody)
 
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