Steven from the Dell commercials.

[Spinaroonie]

Dell's ad campaign has finally brought high-art to the masses. Clouded behind a rhetoric of "Buy our product or a certified dell representative will rape your daughter", Stephen uses his body language to show that he is truly good. Stephen is the spirit of the everyman, he shows that in a world of evils, that everybody is pure at heart and wants to find love, in whatever form they can. He also imparts good will unto others, offering them advice, not unlike Jesus Christ. In fact, his catchphrase is also representational of Jesus offering salvation to the masses.

Also the gays reallllly like him. That's why they put a girl in the car with him in one commercial.

 

[lavender]

 

[Spinaroonie]

It's a fucking commercial not a Homerian epic for chrissakes.

The first choice for the part of Steven was Sir Lawrence Olivier, but he was dead.

 

[lavender]

 

[Lasz]

Steven knows whats up!

I dont know if Steven can live up to the legacy of the Keebler Elfs. Now that is a true story of epic proportions! They show teamwork and dedication on how the masses can come together to create something special. They are true marxists.

 

[Lasz]

I wonder is steven uses his dell to post on Literotica and goes by the name SPINAROONIE!

 

[Spinaroonie]

They were going to get Dame Judi Dench to play his long lost post-op lover, right?

No, Dame Judi is considered a "sell out" by the Dell crew, due to Bond. They wanted Vanessa Redgrave.

 

[Spinaroonie]

I wonder is steven uses his dell to post on Literotica and goes by the name SPINAROONIE!

Nope, I'm a mac user.. but I appreciate the meaning in the commercials.

 

[Lasz]

Nope, I'm a mac user.. but I appreciate the meaning in the commercials.

It figures it macs got some good computer artistry software. That is how you make your great avs!

 

[Spinaroonie]

It figures it macs got some good computer artistry software. That is how you make your great avs!

You know what? I seriously do

I use photoshop and a tablet.

 

[aaron697]

I simply love

Spinaroonie's Avs

 

[chromefreak]

A Good Match...

So when's this Steven guy going to fade into obscurity, only to be re-discovered by viewers of Fox's "Celebrity Boxing" facing off against the dude from the Encyclopedia Brittanica commercials of the late 80's/early 90's (You know...the guy with the mullet, glasses, turtleneck and Air Jordan's...Talking to a godlike voice...Much like "Kent" from "Real Genius")?

 

[RastaPope]

Re: A Good Match...

the dude from the Encyclopedia Brittanica commercials of the late 80's/early 90's (You know...the guy with the mullet, glasses, turtleneck and Air Jordan's...Talking to a godlike voice...Much like "Kent" from "Real Genius")?

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Dude. That guy, who shall remain nameless, is one of my best friends. Seriously.

 

[Mellon Collie]

Also the gays reallllly like him. That's why they put a girl in the car with him in one commercial.

Say it's not so, I him oh so very much.

 

[chromefreak]

Re: Re: A Good Match...

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Dude. That guy, who shall remain nameless, is one of my best friends. Seriously.

So what kind of shape is he in these days?

I want to know who to put my money on!