Stephen Hawking is dead at 76

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

In respect of a great mind, a moment of silence for Stephen Hawking gone in a black hole somewhere in space and time.

Amen

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Just as Big Bang wasn't the same without Spock, and Bob Newhart as Dr. Proton, Big Bang will never be the same without Stephen Hawking. Sheldon will be crushed.

 

[SusanJillParker]

This thread is such a nice thing that you're doing for him, BFW.

I like how you decorated it with all the planets and seemingly billions of stars. The Startrek Enterprise display is a nice touch.

May he rest in peace while having lengthy conversations with Einstein, Galileo, da Vinci, and Carl Sagan.

 

[LadyofErotica]

That poor, sweet man is finally resting without pain and without his broken body.

Science will never be the same without him.

 

[TallBlondeBustyBlueEyedBimbo]

I'll miss him. We'll all miss him.

The world without his great mind will never be the same.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Thank you Susan, Elizabeth, and Barbie for your warm words. Indeed, Stephen Hawking was a great man. We can only imagine what he'd accomplish had he been healthy.

Yes, that photo is really of me, albeit taken 10-years ago. I don't look like that anymore, of course. I look better with a little grey hair.

For those who are curious and who have PM'd me about the woman in my photo. The woman in the picture is the love of my life, my wife, my sexy Italian, Nina.

 

[PuckIt]

“I want to show that people need not be limited by physical handicaps as long as they are not disabled in spirit.” - Stephen Hawking

I always stood just a little in awe. And felt I never really had any excuse not to try to be better at whatever I did because of him (and a few other more personal examples). May his indomitable spirit find and understand the answers to all the questions he so long sought to find.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Geez, I stay off the boards for a few years and everyone has questions.

To Ralph in Florida: Yes, coincidentally, Susan, Elizabeth, Barbie, and I all seem to like the same font, Times Roman, and size, 4.

To Ed in California: Last I measured, I'm 6'4" tall. I'm the same height as Ben Affleck.

To John from Minnesota: Yes, your memory serves you right. I once tried out for the Boston Celtics, but I didn't make the team.

To Henry from New Hampshire: You may have seen Nina naked and/or even had sex with her. We did a little swinging in the swinging lifestyle before we were married.

She's still as hot now as she was then.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

“I want to show that people need not be limited by physical handicaps as long as they are not disabled in spirit.” - Stephen Hawking

I always stood just a little in awe. And felt I never really had any excuse not to try to be better at whatever I did because of him (and a few other more personal examples). May his indomitable spirit find and understand the answers to all the questions he so long sought to find.

A giant among men, he was an inspiration to us all.

The world has lost a great mind.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

I answer one PM and two more appear.

To Mario in Vermont: I don't know why Literotica no longer has the Survivor contest.
I enjoyed participating in it but since I've watched SusanJillParker play that game, and after she won 3 times, I don't think I could beat her.

To Andy in Alaska: I'm sorry your story is no longer there. I deleted 350 stories from my thread because people were stealing my stories to publish them with Amazon.

To Sister Mary Elizabeth from the Convent of Most Holy Virgins: Even though they were both on the top ten all-time most read list and were both Green E winners, I deleted your favored stories, Stripping my Mother-in-law Naked and Sex with my Sister-in-law Sarah to publish them as E-books.

Thank you all for your interests and for your personal messages.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Christ, what is it with these personal messages? Get a life people!

To Pablo from Mexico: Sorry but I'm not interested in dating your sister. Even though she's very beautiful and very sexy in that naked photo you sent me of her, I'm a happily married man.

To Mary from Boston: Yes, I'm really from Boston. I grew up in the North End of Boston, the Italian section and worked for years on Newbury Street, first for a furrier as their financial controller, then for a modeling agency as their business manager.

To Connie from Italy: Sorry but I don't have the time or the inclination to read and/or critique your story. I can't tell you how many people want me to read and critique their stories. If I read and critiqued all of those stories, I'd never have the time to write my own stories.

To Maureen from Ireland: Yes, what Scouries wrote about me is true. I crashed and totaled my beloved Ferrari but I still drive my beautiful Bentley. Fortunately, for me, I ejected myself from the car before it went over the side of Mount Washington in New Hampshire. They have no guards along the drive up the steep mountain road. Lucky to be alive, fortunately, I wasn't going very fast, I managed to only have a few cuts and bruises.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Holy Hell, I can't keep up with these personal messages. As soon as I answer one, two more appear. I never knew I was that popular.

To Rita in Wyoming: SusanJillParker is not my sister. She's my closest friend, my alter-ego, and my writing muse. I don't know what I'd do without her, she's my rock.

I knew her younger brother, Big Louie, a giant at 6'9" tall and 360 pounds. All from good Czech stock, I never met the 6'6", 260 pound twins Guido and Vito, nor her 6'3", 230 pound, eldest brother, Freddie, my namesake. They worked as enforcers, collectors, and leg breakers for the mob back in the 80's and 90's.

Her mother Deb was a trip. She worked as a stripper and prostituted herself on the side. A real beauty at 5'10", she was an all around whore.

Rumor has it that she had sex with all four of her sons before Susan was even born. Rumor has it that one of her brothers is her father. Even though she's had years of psychological therapy from the years of emotional, physical, and sexual abuse she suffered, no wonder the poor woman enjoys writing stories about incest.

"Suffice to say, I love Susan Jill Parker."

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

"Wow! What the Hell?"

I figured this thread would be mobbed with people wanting to say their final goodbyes to the late and great Stephen Hawking. Expecting a crowd, I bought all this food and booze.

Finally! Here they come, a contingent from MIT, Harvard, and Bunker Hill Community College.

"Doctor. Doctor. Professor. Doctor. Doctor. Professor. Student. Student. Student.
Thank you all for coming. As if he's still alive and talking to you, I found a video of Stephen Hawking talking about his greatest achievements.

Big Louie, close the doors and turn off the lights.

"Action!"

 

[AH_Mod]

This is trolling masquerading as a memorial thread, and it will be closed. A genuine memorial without your multiple identity performance would have been fine. The performance would have been fine if you hadn't tried to draw people in with a news headline of someone's passing. Though, your frequent bumping of the thread bordered on actionable as well.