Steak And Blow Job Day!!!

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You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.

Which is why a new holiday has been created.

March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him.

No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th!

The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJ's.
 
Hell even if it is me grilling my own steak and giving myself hand lovin there will be a steak and some sort of lovin day in this household. Although she is fully aware of what today is.
 
Happy S&BJ Day. Wonder why Hallmark hasn't made cards yet. Probably have to go to Spencer's for those.
 
I hope you get what ya want today.......you are a cutie........;)

Well thank you ;). Something tells me your man doesn't have to wait for a specific day to get a steak and blow job lol. We will see if I get some or not. Something tells me I will be finishing it off either way anyways.
 
~*~*~ Happy Steak & BJ Day!!! ~*~*~

For some reason, I just have this idea that Sam Elliot should be doing the voiceover for Steak & BJ Day...

"Beef and Blowjobs. It's whut's fer dinner."

*cue Aaron Copland's "Hoedown" as background music*
 
I'll have to go to the store for the steaks.
He already got the blowjob this morining.
 
It's got my vote.......I'm thinking it will surpass a number of other holidays in importance very soon. Just wait until Hallmark gets hold of hit.
 
~*~*~ Happy Steak & BJ Day!!! ~*~*~

For some reason, I just have this idea that Sam Elliot should be doing the voiceover for Steak & BJ Day...

"Beef and Blowjobs. It's whut's fer dinner."

*cue Aaron Copland's "Hoedown" as background music*
HAHA very nice. I see you helping the Hallmark Channel out immensly with their new Lifetime movie starring Joanna Kerns in Steak and Blow Job Day
I'll have to go to the store for the steaks.
He already got the blowjob this morining.
Wow luck basterd. Way to honor the holiday properly
You bring the steak and I'll bring the blowjob ...

:D
You got it. Any particular cut? I meant steak wise, I am already cut ;)
 
LOL

I'm a TBone kinda gal ...

Oh and would you be eating that steak during the blow job?

Just askin ...

T-bone huh? Hmmm will get those going then. No I won't be eating it during the blow job, my hands will be somewhat busy. I would rather just sit back and enjoy this beautiful Holiday bestowed upon us.

Valentine's has Cupid, Wonder what mascot is for Steak and Blow Job day
 
T-bone huh? Hmmm will get those going then. No I won't be eating it during the blow job, my hands will be somewhat busy. I would rather just sit back and enjoy this beautiful Holiday bestowed upon us.

Valentine's has Cupid, Wonder what mascot is for Steak and Blow Job day

Will I have to cook the steaks?

Busy hands are the devils workshop ... oh wait that's idle hands. :cool:

A mascot for this holiday? I shudder at the thought.

LOL
 
Will I have to cook the steaks?

Busy hands are the devils workshop ... oh wait that's idle hands. :cool:

A mascot for this holiday? I shudder at the thought.

LOL

Yes and I want to go to heaven so please allow me to keep my hands busy. It really is your angelic duty
 
LOL

I'm a TBone kinda gal ...

Oh and would you be eating that steak during the blow job?

Just askin ...
I would not be eating during a blow job. Hopefully, I would be enjoying a different kind of pie while getting a blow job... :p
 
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