Staying in Bed all day drinking...

[sirhugs]

"When did life become so dull?" she screams... it's like one day she woke up, 44, married, two kids, both young adults, but seeemingly never moving out...

so she takes the jumbo bottle of Jack daniels from under the sink, and insists she needs a day alone in bed just to drink until she finds her kharma.

hubby, concerned, tries to talk her into getting up. she just drinks more.

He sends her mom up. No go.

He sends her dad up. No go.

He sends the kids up...no go.

she just gets progressively drunker, but instead of anger, she's getting smutty, talking about how she used to love sex, recounting past sexual adventures, but now, she feels frumpy and past her prime.

At first, this embarasses her family, but then, they start to feel shidfts in their, er "kharma".

Finally, hubby calls the doctor, who suggests she needs another sexual adventure to revive her self esteem.

Lots of ways this could go then:
~incest
~an old bf rinvited over to revisit one of those adventures
~ the galpal she had her bi fling with invited over
~ hubby sets iup a threesome, because as she rambles, she recalls the threesome that "made" their honeymoon
~ the doctor, of course
` the doctor sennds his nurse
~ the doctor and the nurse....

 

[LindsayRae]

Hmmm, I'll have to think on this one some. Right now nothing is coming to me. EEK

 

[sirhugs]

Hmmm, I'll have to think on this one some. Right now nothing is coming to me. EEK

but did you like the concept?

 

[mcevin]

Staying in Bed All Day Drinking

Well, this happened for real with my mom. Well, not the two grown kids thing, I was like, eleven. In her case, she fixed it by getting pregnant with her boss. I was too young to think that was sexy, but maybe I could do something with it now. It might be therapeutic.

Then there was her "Young Stud" phase, where their age, collar size, and IQ were all in the low 20's. Probably some "Mom" seekers there, but one of them was a little too interested in me, even for mom's tastes.

So then it was the "Gangsta" phase, I think she was after the danger, but the "gangstas" she attracted were all old enough for Viagra. That's dangerous, it's true, but probably not the way you might think. I had left home by then. I don't know what phase she's in now.

Love,

Jamie

PS Yeah, I like the concept

 

[LindsayRae]

but did you like the concept?

Yes, I do like it. I'm just not sure where I'd take it so I didn't have two cents to add yet. Don't want to see this idea die though!

 

[jeninflorida]

hum...just doing a quick skim. a bottle of jack, this is too close to real life in that so many american's are drinking up a storm in this recession. maybe this is a bad subject as its too close to home...being russian and all most of my family drinks vodka like its water.

the jack, well that is a vice, it will be a dark story with no happy ending?

"When did life become so dull?" she screams... it's like one day she woke up, 44, married, two kids, both young adults, but seeemingly never moving out...

so she takes the jumbo bottle of Jack daniels from under the sink, and insists she needs a day alone in bed just to drink until she finds her kharma.

hubby, concerned, tries to talk her into getting up. she just drinks more.

He sends her mom up. No go.

He sends her dad up. No go.

He sends the kids up...no go.

she just gets progressively drunker, but instead of anger, she's getting smutty, talking about how she used to love sex, recounting past sexual adventures, but now, she feels frumpy and past her prime.

At first, this embarasses her family, but then, they start to feel shidfts in their, er "kharma".

Finally, hubby calls the doctor, who suggests she needs another sexual adventure to revive her self esteem.

Lots of ways this could go then:
~incest
~an old bf rinvited over to revisit one of those adventures
~ the galpal she had her bi fling with invited over
~ hubby sets iup a threesome, because as she rambles, she recalls the threesome that "made" their honeymoon
~ the doctor, of course
` the doctor sennds his nurse
~ the doctor and the nurse....

 

[sirhugs]

hum...just doing a quick skim. a bottle of jack, this is too close to real life in that so many american's are drinking up a storm in this recession. maybe this is a bad subject as its too close to home...being russian and all most of my family drinks vodka like its water.

the jack, well that is a vice, it will be a dark story with no happy ending?

I always believe in happy endings... that's what comes after she comes...

my lowest scored stories are the few without happy endings...

 

[bigbearz9]

Need more pain?

No

If I don't feel good at the end of a story the best anyone gets is a 3.

I have enough real life pain.
I won't explain it but your numbers seem to indicate more than a trend.

 

[bisexualsmoker]

I think the idea is great. I think she should show the initiative though and just
sleep with and fuck everybody.

 

[JRaven]

It ends with Hubby finally getting his in the wee hours of the morning. Everybody else has left or gone to sleep somewhere.

When he finishes, the wife tells him, "we should get a cabin up in the mountians. Just the two of us, naked all day, every day. Enjoying each other whenever the whim comes."

 

[sirhugs]

It ends with Hubby finally getting his in the wee hours of the morning. Everybody else has left or gone to sleep somewhere.

When he finishes, the wife tells him, "we should get a cabin up in the mountians. Just the two of us, naked all day, every day. Enjoying each other whenever the whim comes."

yum....