Stating the obvious

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Some of our newspapers really are suffering a lack of real news;
See HERE

 

[49greg]

Interesting.

Um, ... I think I'll be signing off for a bit.

 

[DreamCloud]

Humorous:
A vigorous sex life was the second-most important determinant of how young a person looked.

Reality:
People who look young have more sex than those who look old.
OR
Young people have more sex than old people.
OR
Sexually active people spend a lot of time on their appearance in order to attract partners.

Same as:
Underwear causes death. Everyone I know, who has died, has worn them.