State Of The Union

[calypso_21]

I've never watched one of these all the way through but I have to state that the commentary is absolutely hilarious:

"The President is wearing a blue tie."

"He went running this morning and is looking vigorous."


Oh sheesh.

 

[calypso_21]

Who is going to count how many times he is interrupted with clapping?

 

[QuickDuck]

Who is going to count how many times he is interrupted with clapping?

Wonder if he will just say "look, shut up and keep your clapping till the end please"

 

[Zmey]

bah! I'm watching Devils Advocate

 

[Susano]

I'm hearing a lot of fnords

 

[calypso_21]

Wonder if he will just say "look, shut up and keep your clapping till the end please"

Oh please


He just got a standing ovation...number one.

 

[calypso_21]

Wow...how many standing o's is that?

 

[calypso_21]

He was sooo waiting for applause just a second ago...you could see it on his face. His thoughts are so easy to read...he is grateful to his speech writers over this one about the environment...obviously the right way to go.

 

[crappie master]

It's about hydrogen cars!

 

[Lost Cause]

He's talking about hydrogen cars now....

Some research money to get us off the oil/gas dependency, and for the environment.

 

[calypso_21]

Now it is about being kind citizens...ooh children...mentors!

 

[Lost Cause]

The Demoncrats don't look very happy, like someone is taking money from their pockets....hmmm.

 

[calypso_21]

*writing down names of all who did not stand on the anti-cloning comment.

 

[aly*]

I'm going to go break things now.

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

What I don't understand is why Clark Kent won't tell Lana Lang how much he really loves her.

 

[Lost Cause]

Aids assistance to Africa and the Caribbean....

This is going to be expensive, but worth it.

 

[Lost Cause]

On terrorists...

3,000 in custody, some met another fate. "Let's just say that they will no longer be a threat to the US, and our allies." (Snicker)

 

[p_p_man]

Sorry calypso_21...

I didn't see this thread before I started my own...

But you're right...

"My fellow" claps, whistles, cheers, "Americans" claps, whistles cheers...



ppman

 

[calypso_21]

What I don't understand is why Clark Kent won't tell Lana Lang how much he really loves her.

I asked this question before! I don't get it. If you love some one SPILL IT!!!

 

[calypso_21]

Re: Sorry calypso_21...

I didn't see this thread before I started my own...

But you're right...

"My fellow" claps, whistles, cheers, "Americans" claps, whistles cheers...



ppman

No need to be sorry.

I think it is hilarious...imagine how sore everyone's legs are gonna be tonight...most are used to the back aches from bending over and kissing...ooh but the standing and sitting...I highly doubt they are all used to the whole up and down thing.

 

[calypso_21]

DO you accept that responsibility??

 

[QuickDuck]

Re: Re: Sorry calypso_21...

...ooh but the standing and sitting...I highly doubt they are all used to the whole up and down thing.

it is their yearly exercise

 

[Lancecastor]

Re: Re: Sorry calypso_21...

I highly doubt they are all used to the whole up and down thing.

They're all drunk.

 

[calypso_21]

Re: Re: Re: Sorry calypso_21...

it is their yearly exercise

Everytime they stand up now I hear "You put your left foot in...you put your left foot out...you put your left foot in and you shake it all about..."

 

[Byron In Exile]

That was a Monty Python line: "We will not submit to blackmail!"