State of the Union Drinking Game

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I found this little gem on Irregular Times...

If You Want to Get Rip-Roaring Drunk
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One drink every time Bush drops a “g” in a word ending with “ing”
One drink every time Bush mentions the name Zawahiri
One drink every time Bush snickers at his own joke
One drink every time Bush pauses in confusion
One drink every time Bush uses the word “freedom”
One drink every time Bush uses the word “protect”
One drink every time Bush refers to God
One drink every time Bush refers to Samuel Alito
One drink every time Bush talks about “values”
One drink every time Bush promises to “defend our Homeland”
One drink every time Bush uses the word “hope”

If You Want to Stay Stone-Cold Sober
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One drink every time Bush uses his actual New England Preppy accent
One drink every time Bush mentions the name Osama Bin Laden
One drink every time Bush laughs at his own expense
One drink every time Bush pauses in reflection
One drink every time Bush uses the word “Constitution”
One drink every time Bush uses the word “uphold”
One drink every time Bush refers to science
One drink every time Bush refers to Jack Abramoff
One drink every time Bush talks about “ethics”
One drink every time Bush promises to “restore Honor and Integrity”
One drink every time Bush uses the word “trust”