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The FAQ (https://www.literotica.com/faq/publishing) includes this: https://www.literotica.com/faq/publishing/publishing-your-first-workOkay, are there any posts that can teach me to write a good erotic story? Step by step?
I think advice is useful in all three of those skills, or arts.It's kindasorta like swimming, I think, or lovemaking. One can discuss it, have all kinds of theory thrown at one, talk about it until the entire world goes numb, but the only way do learn to do it is to actually do it. One takes off one's inhibitions and plunges in. The beauty of it is that one gets better with every attempt.
I believe the basic algorithm goes as follows:I don't know about step by step,
Ohhhh, I screwed up my recursive algorithm, that's why these suckers are so freaking long!I believe the basic algorithm goes as follows:
- Open text editor.
- Type word.
- Is the story complete? If so, edit and publish.
- Go to step 2.
I’m afraid I have to tap into my infinite reservoir of pointless pedantry in order to point out that your algorithm is not, in fact, recursiveOhhhh, I screwed up my recursive algorithm, that's why these suckers are so freaking long!
1. Open text editor
2. Type word
3. Go to step 2
Forgot the base case
Explains a lot...

Pedantry, you say?I’m afraid I have to tap into my infinite reservoir of pointless pedantry in order to point out that your algorithm is not, in fact, recursive![]()
Pedantry, you say?
What I was attempting to do was keep your original logic intact from the post I was quoting for maximum fidelity to the source material, while making a logical error in said logic for humorous effect by removing the one thing that would stop the cycle from continuing, therefore removing a base case and ensuring the story never ended, indicating that is, in fact, what happens with most of my stories, because, as a pantser, they frequently go on much longer than intended and refuse to ever end despite my best efforts, but only because the algorithm I use to write my stories has no way to end.
The reasoning behind keeping the list the way it was was so that it was clear I was close to running a successful algorithm using the formula you provided, except I had missed a single step from the algorithm that you posted, which you indicated was a fairly simple one, and so the mistake of leaving out the one line that was the base case showed I was making a fairly large mistake, and the joke was that it seems pretty obvious to even the newest writer that you should at some point hit the completion portion, whereupon you would edit, then publish, your piece, and not have an unending story that you can never escape because you forgot to put in the base case.
Now, If I wanted to write an actual recursive algorithm with the pseudocode that starts it, I might do something like:
writeStory( ) {
Write new word
writeStory( )
}
And then to run it, I could:
Open text editor
writeStory( )
Luckily, I am incapable of pedantry and sarcasm, and thus unable to take several minutes to write out the exact nature and logical flow of the original joke for the purposes of humor, plus the additional explaination of the explanation to increase the metaness of the whole thing for additional comedic effect, while simultaneously providing an actual recursive algorithm to satiate your pedantry.
Any questions?![]()
Why do you say that? Did people not like your stories? Did stories get rejected?Well I wrote about lesbians, threesomes and solo sex. Apparently I’m not good at writing that fits with the Literotica standards and everybody else is.
I’ve been writing since childhood; it wasn’t something I picked up from thin air. But because I use a dictionary to look up words that I want to use for my stories, it’s too advanced for the moderators and I got my story rejected. So I asked for the dumbed down version in how to write an erotic story that fits with their standards so that I can dumb it down for people to masturbate to, or not.Why do you say that? Did people not like your stories? Did stories get rejected?
"Not good at" writing is another way to say, "I can write better than this if I practice." Want to write better? Write more, and honestly evaluate how your work could be improved. I personally came here specifically to practice writing.
I'm not a fan of "advanced" words in writing fiction, but I really doubt whether they were the reason why your story was rejected. There are plenty of stories here that are written to a very high standard, and nobody demands that they be "dumbed down".I’ve been writing since childhood; it wasn’t something I picked up from thin air. But because I use a dictionary to look up words that I want to use for my stories, it’s too advanced for the moderators and I got my story rejected. So I asked for the dumbed down version in how to write an erotic story that fits with their standards so that I can dumb it down for people to masturbate to, or not.
I read one of your stories and skimmed a couple others. Your vocabulary isn't a problem.I’ve been writing since childhood; it wasn’t something I picked up from thin air. But because I use a dictionary to look up words that I want to use for my stories, it’s too advanced for the moderators and I got my story rejected. So I asked for the dumbed down version in how to write an erotic story that fits with their standards so that I can dumb it down for people to masturbate to, or not.
There are lot of people who wouldn’t talk to me because I said something that upset their comfortable existence, or use mean language disguised as help. I’ll admit I fed the trolls. I just wanted to know why am I attacked when others can write garbage and get away with it.I read one of your stories and skimmed a couple others. Your vocabulary isn't a problem.
What disappoints you about your experience? What aren't you getting that you think you should be getting?
As far as the Lesbian Sex category here, writing "the feels" will generally go over well with readers. The "Sex" in the category name seems almost secondary at times.Well I wrote about lesbians...