Anyway, As the night begins to close, and I grow increasingly high, I'd like to say I am appauld that I have a tank top on my head right now, but I don't have my top off right now. (Irony at it's most boring.)
I need to get naked now, and troll.......
SHUT YOUR CUD chewing JOWLS, before I SHOVE a lit QUARTER stick into ONE of your FOUR stomaches and then SERVE you up to my dog with WORCHESTERSHIRE sauce.
OH, and 'love you'. *muah* Don't ever leave.
Anyway, Angel, BABY!
I've been par-ty-aking in some fun and things are just getting good. In other words I am ripped off my ass, and pastier than ever.
I dig you woman. Thanks for being such a great friend and confidant. You are golden.
So let the boogie down begin......
*Cha cha, cha cha cha...*
I am going to go watch lesbian porn and get fucked now I think.