1. They really don't have room to judge you, so you can be pretty fucked up in the head around them and not get called out on it too much.
2. They tend to be very funny and entertaining.
3. You have an excuse to kick them to the curb at any moments whim, but you can demonstrate your humanity, compassion and love on them, and be a good person in light of their imbalances.
4. Loraine Cheese on hypocrite rye bread is tasty.
5. Sex with a hypocrite doesn't make you one, unless you said you never would have sex with a hypocrite.
2. They tend to be very funny and entertaining.
3. You have an excuse to kick them to the curb at any moments whim, but you can demonstrate your humanity, compassion and love on them, and be a good person in light of their imbalances.
4. Loraine Cheese on hypocrite rye bread is tasty.
5. Sex with a hypocrite doesn't make you one, unless you said you never would have sex with a hypocrite.