Starfishie Woman

She lives in NEVER'S old house....NEVER forgot some panties(white Hanes her way I believe)...she sniffed them.


cliff notes of course :D
 
LOL. That was perfect Adoratrice. You know what?
You get a GOLD STARFISH!!!!! That's like the equivilant the an Acadamy Award for the realm of perfect 'being' or zen. :D

Lavy, I did that a while back, right after Never left on that sad, sad Thursday. Remember when Never's location said "I live in my house."

I now 'live' in Never's old house (as symbolic that her old home no longer has her, and all I have are panties to sniff (thought of yore and whatnot). They are nice and the envoke the rumination, in the jaw of my soul, of Never's existance, ensureing that she doesn't leave my heart, but this really comes down to that I just really miss Never.

I was going to even start a thread about how the board shine's down 3 parceps worth of love, cause Never is not here. :( I know you share my pain.

I refuse to change it untill Never comes home.


Viva La Never!!!!!!!
 
When Never comes back, I have a pinata for her too.

Life will be good again before the Holidays.

Never will come home.
 
It is so hard to say, but being that I lived in NH for 11 years, and have been to Maine too much, I must say that the fact is that she may have MAJOR problems getting access up there, setting her back on getting online.

Maine is literally Wilderness in most areas.

You don't know backwoods folk, unless you've paroused with a Maine-i-ack!
Those AT&T workers will make you kill a Moose, and eat it's heart in a town/community ritual, before they even consider running a line into town.
 
Could be worse, Starfishy....

Could live in rural Alberta. The only good part?

We can play car tag.

Lots of fun, until it snows, and then we chase each other on snowmobiles, and shoot paintball guns to tag the other person.

(With the cars, you just hit 'em with headlights)
 
Well, All I can say is that they don't do things up there at the rate of most other places.

It may be all about demand. I don't really know anything but that I am hungry and I miss Never.


Oh, hey, Small Engine Repair is going to kick ass. I get to wear my fatty OSHA sunglasses while I do crazy ass shit to lawn and garden equipment, ATV's and dirtbikes. That is pretty cool actually. I was worried, but the teacher is this old dude who is laid back and is into nature shit and all.

I am pretty glad this semester is only going to be half horrible.

What about you?
 
Oh NO!!!!!! God forbid!!!!!


I will have to spank you now, and that is all there is to it.

I will spank that ass and tell you over and over, with every slap, "You must only work for the "capitalist satanist", as working for the "devil" is like you've given in completely to the system."
 
lavender said:
Although I think a few of Never's stalkers would pay a pretty penny for that, right Cheffikins?

Ahem...

I have more noble motives than that. The fish can have her panties... I'll just have her

YES of COURSE I miss her
 
never has such a huge following on this board ... i think it must be something to do with her weird sense of humour and hard to gettness it lures you in :)


yep im a never fan too but being that im the newist im way down the list from you guys :) but she did call me an overweight 40 year old balding man though so she must like me :)


i miss her too but she must be living in a lovely area if its so far out in the sticks that it'll take her that long to get internet
 
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