Starfishie : I have a Dream Come True for you Woman

[lavender]

 

[Starfish]

Holy Shit lavender!

YES! Of course.

I am sorry about my ranting. I had a bad day.

Actually you wanna hear about a soon to be real life dream come true for me?

You're not going to believe me....
Okay, get ahold of yourself.....
I am serious about this....

Next May.....

I am going to get to meet Ewan in flesh and blood!

I am not lying or being overly enthusiastic......it's as real as my butt!

I am psyched about it, but now I am overly self critical, and have to do 200 sit ups a day just so I am buff and hot for him (even though he won't give a rats ass....or maybe he....*sigh* oh, nevermind!)

 

[lavender]

 

[scylis]

practice your mind control finger wave, my padewan. just repeat after me... "you will come up to my room. you WILL come up to my room."

just don't practice that in front of a mirror. last time i tried that, i found myself giving the walls a good white-washing about 4 hours later.

 

[Starfish]

And here I thought you would be excited about me.

I'm just twice baked ass leftovers that were nuked. You reject me for some hot male celeb! Ah, the pain, the pain!

So, why do you get to meet him? I'm jealous!

I am sorry..... You aren't all that..... even....

J/K

I get to attend the National Star Wars Convention next year and he will be there.

If he doesn't come looking for me... I will push my way up to give him a gift that I've been wanting to give him for a long time. I don't care about autographs and shit. I just want him to have this 'secret' gift, and with it I am going to slip him a nice joint of some dank ass pot so he can have a taste of some Good ol' American Kind Buds!

I know he puffs, so it'll be a nice treat for him, but I wish I could smoke it with him, though you never know.

I just want him to know that he has really moved me as a person, and has inspired me to seek out my dreams, and let nothing hold me back. He really is that inspiration, and I think he should be told how exceptional and special a person that he is.

Now, about lavender.....

Let me count the lovelies.....
1. She is spunkadelic
2. She is Politicalititable in a hot ass way
3. She has great ta.... oh forget it.
4. She is the color of my dreams
5. She is sweet without being sickening
6. She plays morality cop with me
7. She is lavilicious.... what more do we need...
8. Oh wait.. one thing...... she has a pussy that she doesn't share.... Except for times like these..

*slurp, smack, lick, slurp*

 

[lavender]

 

[Starfish]

practice your mind control finger wave, my padewan. just repeat after me... "you will come up to my room. you WILL come up to my room."

just don't practice that in front of a mirror. last time i tried that, i found myself giving the walls a good white-washing about 4 hours later.

LOL.
I didn't see you there, my master.
I love your suggestions.
He won't be able to resist.. I know it.


Lavender... Why not just meet me there, and we'll tag team him?

 

[Starfish]

[sappiness]I forgot to say that although Ewan inspires me to excel, one person here at lit really helped me in my worst time of need, by being there for me, and to them I am more grateful. I am working on trying to show that, but it is hard right now.[/sapiness]

[dreaminess]I was thinking, while I posted those nature pics, that if I had one wish, that there'd be a way to make lit a real place, like how Gnufi played it up to be, where we all could hang out on big rugs and pillows, smokin some kb and really laughing it up.

I want everyone to be there. I'd rock.

I really wish more people had gotten into the Orbital Funhouse Idea.

.......ah.......[/dreaminess]