Starfish, let me ask ya somethin

[Siren]

That is what I said Blondie

 

[Starfish]

There are a million things living on you, in you, and on the food you eat. Not to mention kissing someone else's mouth. If you are upset about sperm, you might as well shoot yourself and get it over with. Besides, there is sperm in precum so every time you give oral you have a couple of hundred thousand swimming down your throat.

You are talking to a biology major.


Now I know why I don't like you.

Tell me I might as well shoot myself???

Writerdom, I seriously doubt I would even consider doing anything that would make you happy, like shooting myself.

 

[BlondGirl]

This was my fave line if his.

Furthermore, going with dick
breath to your doctor is the height of inconsideration
and poor hygiene.

I am thinking it would be a great quote to put at the bottom of letters I send to him. Perhaps I could find some moment to quote this to him during our personal time together... LOL

I also was wondering if I should go and quote this to the person wondering about the gyn visit--afterall, this is an excellent example of manners that not all people have an understanding of! We need to be sure she knows all about this. (Of course, if she began laughing hysterically during the exam, the doc might send her for a psych eval....)