Starfish, let me ask ya somethin

[Siren]

 

[Starfish]

No, you know, I am not, but I don't swallow, because of a little story my best friend told me, and I looked into, and it turned out viable, so you should all listen up.


Her friend went to the doc, and had to get a cheek scrape, for a live cell culture.

The doc came back in the room and said... "So when was it exactly you last gave your husband oral sex?"

"yesterday, Why?" she said embarrassed..

"Just wondered why you have sperm clinging to the tissue of your cheek." he remarked.

She got so sick she threw up.

I talked to her, and she said it was true.

I looked into it, and it is VERY possible for them to survive for up to 2 days, because their protien coat resists the enzymes in your mouth.


I am never eating cum again.

It would be one thing, if they died instantly, but no sperm is living in the lining of my mouth.

 

[SteamyChik]

OMG!

I'm not sure I needed to know that! Can I have a memory wipe?

 

[Willing and Unsure]

if it can live in the lining of your mouth... just imagine what other parts of your body it can live in if you swallow

 

[Starfish]

Well, WaU, I doubt that it would last once it got to your stomach, but I don't care to find out, do you? I am grossed out by it now.

I used to love it too. *aaack!*

 

[Siren]

Yea so???? And your point is???

 

[Starfish]

Actually it is, so you'd think I'd be all over it, but man, I can just feel em squirmin around....


I'll still swallow, he just has to hit the back of my throat, and i'll knock it back with one good gulp.

 

[Siren]

Its called water use it

 

[BlondGirl]

Would listerine destroy them? Coffee? Sauerkraut?

 

[Starfish]

I don't think that is a big help if you are a gallon sized cummer like dave..

For my friend's friend, I cannot speak on behalf of her, but one does wonder.



Oh Siren, did you see my animate cock sucking thing......

Go look at what I made... it's cool. (where have I heard that before?)

 

[Siren]

Ok ok, I'm going...geesh

 

[Simply Me]

Re: Yea so???? And your point is???

Big Hairy Deal....

its not like your cheek can get pregnant ya know.


Geeze, a lil sperm hanging around in your mouth and ya get all squimish.


Its just protein ya know.

Ok I have had too much wine and not enough sleep, cause I can't stop laughing at that! I have this image of these sperm hanging out in my mouth and as I start to sleep, I hear faintly the word..MOMMY! oKoK.. I'm going to bed

 

[Siren]

Worlds first mouth pregnancy

 

[Siren]

So no takers on my abortion issue?

 

[Starfish]

It is murder.

 

[Siren]

Gulp. ..swallowing, gulp.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

You just want a massdebate

 

[Siren]

gulp...swallowing.....

 

[Bob Peale]

Eeek!

Where's the little blinky thing from Men In Black when you need it?

 

[Cheyenne]

EWWWWW!!

Ick! That's one image I didn't need stuck in my memory banks. I agree, is their a memory wipe to clean it out?
(pun intended)

 

[WriterDom]

It would be one thing, if they died instantly, but no sperm is living in the lining of my mouth.

There are a million things living on you, in you, and on the food you eat. Not to mention kissing someone else's mouth. If you are upset about sperm, you might as well shoot yourself and get it over with. Besides, there is sperm in precum so every time you give oral you have a couple of hundred thousand swimming down your throat.

 

[Siren]

What a bunch of wusses

 

[*Lazer*]

Anyone want to cummmmm to my cafe???? ROFLMAO

Love on the runnnnnn (cackles to herself)

Swim little fiddy swim if you can and they swam and they swam right over the DAMN



Sorry just had a little oral surgery done and am a bit high yet from the drugs...(giggling to myself)

 

[Siren]

Swim Swim Swim

 

[BlondGirl]

I sent the story about the cheek sperm to an favored lover who is also an internist. (Internal medicine doctor)

This was his reply:

The "cum in cheek story is entertaining but a little
dubious. I have seen sperm many times in cervical
swabs taken in the ER for pelvic pain, vaginal
discharge, etc, but buccal (cheek) smears are rarely
used anymore, if at all. Throat swabs (e.g. rapid
Strep test) are used often, but would be even more
unlikely than the cheek to capture sperm. The mouth,
unlike the cervix, is not designed to retain sperm. If
she actually did have sperm in her mouth smear/cheek
scraping or whatever, it likely would have been from a
very short time frame, probably 30 minutes or less, an
hour or two at most. Furthermore, going with dick
breath to your doctor is the height of inconsideration
and poor hygiene. A little mouthwash and teethbrushing
goes a long way, not only to prevent sperm camping out
in one's mouth.

LOL--he went on to suggest deep-throating and anal sex as an alternative to sperm-mouth.

; )