Star Wars: The Force Awakens *** SPOILERS ***

[Pookie]

The bake sale by the Ewoks went over pretty well, I thought.

 

[Pookie]

Jar Jar turning out to be Han's father was a bit much though. I heard it was part of the agreement with Disney for Lucas to sell.

 

[Noor]

The bake sale by the Ewoks went over pretty well, I thought.

Nicely living up to your silly girl description

 

[Pookie]

Nicely living up to your silly girl description

*giggles*

 

[Pookie]

I thought the nude incest scenes were handled very tastefully though. Who knew Harrison Ford was hung like that?!

 

[parodyluvr75]

Jar Jar turning out to be Han's father was a bit much though. I heard it was part of the agreement with Disney for Lucas to sell.

*spit take*

That's funny.

 

[Pookie]

*spit take*

That's funny.

It's pretty much the Jar Jar movie. *nods*

 

[Pookie]

This was the original title and movie poster ...

http://cdn.movieweb.com/img.news.tops/NEvgHaxJzcJbyC_1_b.jpg

 

[parodyluvr75]

It's pretty much the Jar Jar movie. *nods*

Just say no to Jar Jar.

 

[Pookie]

Just say no to Jar Jar.

That's what Natalie Portman said, and went for the bad boy instead of the nerd. The first three episodes sucked too. Coincidence? I think not.

All that is rectified in episode 7.

 

[Emerson40]

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[Oh_That_Guy]

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Happy little Falcon?

 

[JohnnySavage]

Are there any Klingons?

 

[Oh_That_Guy]

Are there any Klingons?

Yes, they fly in the Tardis and search for replicants.

 

[Pookie]

How did Disney get J J Abrams?


https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/a8/b3/a8/a8b3a83b47d4f1bf814faec644499782.jpg


Easy peasy

 

[Emerson40]

I don't want to give too much away, but, for the creepers...




http://41.media.tumblr.com/beb8311a2052070d24a312102c890835/tumblr_nxow3vjJ791rhpn4yo1_500.png

 

[Pookie]

Jesus was told by Disney to stick with bible flicks.

http://wp.production.patheos.com/blogs/exploringourmatrix/files/2014/12/Jesus-in-Star-Wars-Episode-VII.jpg

 

[Pookie]

You ARE the father!

https://roqoodepot.files.wordpress.com/2015/11/where-bb8-came-from.jpg

 

[Emerson40]

The 'Call Me Prince Luka' thing was an unexpected twist you didn't expect.



http://41.media.tumblr.com/0e075be09788f26f7c0c5a83739380ac/tumblr_nx3qdnk2zp1rhpn4yo1_500.jpg

 

[I_jerk_off_alot]

Yes, they fly in the Tardis and search for replicants.

I was really surprised that when it was over Harley said, 'Mischief Managed.'

 

[Pookie]

One important spoiler you shouldn't ignore - Midi-chlorians have been linked to heart disease.

It's important that you discuss this with your doctor.

 

[Pookie]

The best kept secret is the biggest reveal - Nickelback does the soundtrack including the classic opening.

 

[Pookie]

Closeup of the Stormtoopers ...

http://images.fashionnstyle.com/data/images/full/57051/star-wars-disney-parody-trailer.png

 

[Pookie]

Missa lik star wars:da force awakens.


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