Star Seks (OOC)

[Mephistophelily]

(Knock of a certain show made famous by a certain over-acting promoter of Priceline...*cough*)

The starship Amharest is departing on its first mission... To explore the galaxy, to discover new planets, and to help uphold and enforce the Galactic Alliance's peace treaties. The crew is full of various different species of aliens, all coexisting on the ship during its 10 year mission. Of course, there are the occasional fights and arguements between creatures... Especially when it comes to 'studying' the inhabitants of planets..

There are, however, some creatures that do not appreciate that Alliance and are set on destroying it. Amharest is now a prime target for their destruction.

(I know. Short description... but the show's been on tv for over 40 years. I think y'all'd know the basic idea by now. )

Needed:
Captain
Second in command
Crew! (I'm not listing every damn position. If you want one, you should know what you are.)
Aliens (both nice.. and not so nice.)

Please post a bio and I'll let you know with a PM if you're in.

Remember- this is fairly tongue-in-cheek, so feel free to have fun with it.

 

[gangbangking]

I.....


would....


Like..

toplayCaptainDickE-Normus

( okay my Shatner doesnt convey very well online)

or maybe a Klang-on

" today is a good day to screw! kupla!"

 

[fukensploogin]

OOC Sorry... you beat me to this one, it's yours if you want it, I'm happy to change.


"Dirk Goldfinger, reporting for duty, as promised," Dirk skulked into his father's office. Admiral Goldfinger had finally gotten his son to do something right with his life. All it took was a starship and the freedom to go galivanting across the galaxy...

Admiral Goldfinger realized his folly a moment too late, as Dirk skipped off with the keys to the SS Amharest and beamed right up.

He was shocked when he found his crew and realized he'd been conned. The Admiral had promised top-notch soldiers. These clowns... were going to lead him on a most excellent adventure!

Dirk is half Minquillian, one quarter Triblian, and one quarter Kansas Citian. He appears human. He stole a lightsaber from Samuel L Jackson and has been trying to figure out how to turn it on ever since.

Five months into the voyage, he has found his way to the bridge, after getting lost in a holodeck with a certain catgirl...

 

[gangbangking]

damnit! again!

lol

 

[Mephistophelily]

Ha- go to find a pic and make a profile, and I got a few interested fellas.


http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f264/Raen0159/bluctcrp.jpg
Name: Tifyth Del'ess
Rank: Doctor's Aide
Age: Human's 19
Species: Feli

Bio: Tifyth was raised by an Earth family, taught that she may have looked different but was the same as the rest of the family.
Of course, that was before the first time she ever went into heat. Then the difference showed up- Tifyth sitting on the roof and yowling for hours on end.
She's normally quite playful and very protective of those she cares about. She likes to explore the ship and is very curious- about almost everything. She's learned to be a bit more quiet when it comes to her being in heat- but its definitely noticable when it happens... She joined the Alliance's academy in hopes of finding out more about her true people.

(please use this as a Bio template. if you don't have a pic, just put a description after species.)

 

[fukensploogin]

Name: Kirk Goldfinger
Rank: Captain of the SS Amharest.
Age: 99 (appears 22)
Species: half Minquillian, one quarter Triblian, and one quarter Kansas Citian. He appears as a human male, except with pointed ears. He has a shock of white hair that he has absolutely no control over. He wanders the ship, and most people don't even know he's the captain: he wears no uniform, carries no transponder, yet every high-ranking officer listened to his every word, even when they made no sense. He is easily six feet tall. His clothing are his only relics from earth: a white shirt and black tie, a dirty as shit duster, leather pants and thick leather boots. A mean-looking laser pistol was holstered on one hip. A meaner-looking lightsaber holstered on the other. He frequently switched which side which was on.

He is almost constantly carrying on a conversation with the "Computer", as he calls the voice that follows him around the ship. She always answers when he calls for her, that's for sure, in the sultriest voice.

He was given the SS Amharest by his father, an Admiral, to go in search of new life and civilizations, for ten years. Kirk knew this adventure, with this ship, was never going to end. At least, not the way anyone thought it would...

 

[gangbangking]

bowing out..got beaten to the punch


again

 

[badbabysitter]

I am seriously begining to think that GBK is the most cock-blocked writer on here, lol

 

[impish_pixie]

Yoeman Hand

Yoeman Claudette Hand, Bridge Attendant
Sex:Female
Age: 21
Species: Human
Height: 5'7"
Weight:120lbs.
Eyes: Blue
Hair: Oh my god look at those curls, red hair.

"Coffee, tea or me?"

She thought the Academy was a school for Flight Attendents... not flight crews.... However, since graduation she has tried to live her dreams of travel and serving coffee to drunks... usually the First Officer. She is proud to be in the uniform of the Alliance and especially likes the way it slips to the floor with a shrug of her shoulder. As a human female, she is in heat whenever she pleases or someone pleases her.

 

[fukensploogin]

sorry dude! this one's gonna be way too fun. next time you should feel free to bitch me out, though. Seriously.

 

[autumnmist]

Name: Doany Try
Rank: Ship's Counselor
Age : 35
Race: Grey Elf

5'9",145lbs. slightly sliver sheen to her skin, especially in bright light. bald (and that means entirely hairless ) pointed ears. always dresses in skin tight pastel jumpsuits.

Counselor Try is a telepathic, a rare gift among her people, and she has chosen to squander it among the OTHERS by signing on to this mission. She is an outcast, choosing variety instead of the strict traditional elven way in all aspects of life, willing, no eager, to try anything, no everything, at least once.

 

[impish_pixie]

Let it out...

Release your inner geek...
You know you want to...

Play on the holodeck
Train with a lightsaber
Meet new and interesting alien races, discover if you're
sexually compatible, if not, kill them with your deathray.

 

[chronicle_tenko]

Release your inner geek...
You know you want to...

Play on the holodeck
Train with a lightsaber
Meet new and interesting alien races, discover if you're
sexually compatible, if not, kill them with your deathray.

Ok that line alone impish makes me want to make this First mate we still lack. But a holographic Doctor. Changeble looks. Immense Gag material. And the chance to use the picture of the Uberly over sized dick in Ogenki Clinic. Not sure what a Spock Riker or Chakotay has on any of that.

Mind you I'm not entirely sure at all. I can count the episodes of Star trek I've watched in both hands. And that's episodes of every series. (Damn you TNG making me watch 9 whole episodes. The most of any of them.)

Alright make room for my tongue depressor, I'll be Zipperman the holographic doctor.

Name: 10010111010111010111101000101001 it goes on.
Rank: Ship's doctor After the success of some other program. And the knowledge that Ship's doctor meant you could get free drugs the position was scrapped, and holographic doctor's created.
Age: He's a hologram, Do we go with when he was programmed or when he was last turned on?
Race: Again, holographic what do you want him to be? Usually humanesque.
Gender: Male. Until someone plays with the control settings again and thinks it's hilarious to give me EE's.

Alright, I recall the Doctor was a hologram I aw the pilot of Voyager and a few Episodes after he could move around the ship for whatever reason. I just thought it'd be fun, and think of all the incredibly bad jokes we can make about. Holographic Appearance, Bedside Manner, and Free Drugs.

I know for a fact that I'm ignoring Robin Williams and getting the kitty stoned.

 

[Mephistophelily]

Phooey on the PM'ing, I'l starting the thread.
If you put up a bio, you're in.
I want to play now....
Whee!

 

[gagonthis]

I'm totally in on this, can't find a pic for what I want though

Name: Skeentornaowl'El'Gablehs is his birth name, but he goes by Skeeter
Age: 25 human years, 12 Glarff years
Species: Glarff
Rank: Chief Engineer, though he prefers to be called a Greasemonkey
Appearance: 5'11, strong humanoid body, bluish tinge to his skin and he wears a visor to help him see where his eyes would be. He's not blind, he just needs to be able to see delicate ship components... and under ladies skirts! He looks mostly human despite these slight differences, and is always clad in nothing but a pair of overalls and a toolbelt, no matter what's going on.

Background: Glarff was a fairly primitative planet before contact with the Galatic Alliance. Once Glarff was "civilized" it quickly became clear the planet's inhabitants had a knack for all sorts of mechanical aptitude, and the Galatic Alliance focused on training the Glarffs to be some of the most skilled Starship Engineers in the galaxy. Unfortunately all that training left little time for proper socializing turning the Glarffs into.... yep you guessed it.... a species comprised entirely of wrench-lugging rednecks!

Skeeter had worked on several starships with the alliance before this, keeping boats afloat with his tremendous knowledge. He was signed onboard with the Amharest just today, his previous ship being decommishioned and sold to the private sector as an intergalactic pizza delivery vessel.