Standing on the edge of guruhood....

[Patryn]

I'm forced to ask:

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Sorry, I'm not really the guru type and I haven't had a good pointless post in a while.

 

[CreamyLady]

Welcome to my world.

The last not-chicken laid the first egg; the details are lost in the mists of time.

 

[Aranian]

I thought someone already answered that question here.

I'm too lazy to look up the thread, but to paraphrase whoever the smart person was- animals evolved out of asexual single celled organisms. The chicken, not the egg.

Oh yeah, congrats on the .5k

 

[Ezzy]

Egg or Egghead

Humpty Dumpty did he jump or was he pushed?

EZ http://smilecwm.tripod.com/cwm2/sleep.gif

[Edited by Ezzy on 09-11-2000 at 05:36 PM]

 

[Rosebud]

he was pushed by Mary Mary quite contrary...because he got layed and she never got deflowered

 

[Ezzy]

Thank you Rosebud

((((((((((((((((((((((HUG)))))))))))))))))))))

EZ http://smilecwm.tripod.com/cwm2/sleep.gif

ps one size fits all LOL

 

[Nicole]

LMAO

Thanks guys for bringing "The Graet Debate" Back to the board.

Patryn babe, when you get there and someone asks you that question ... Tell them to fuck off, you have no clue. Better still keep posting and then name yourself.

Take care you Silly Billy's

 

[Magic Merlin]

Actually, I believe it was the egg that came first. It was laid by a red jungle fowl in deepest darkest Africa about 12,000 years ago. Of course if you repeat this to anyone, I will deny I ever said it.


Hey, Nicole, look what I've been practicing to do...Its real cool....

*hmmm, let me see how do I get this thing going*

wiggle.....wiggle....waggll...wogglllle... *damn...lets try that again*

wiggle....willll..g....wooglll...wi........"Oh, my back..#%*&#....

Darn, I just can't do your wiggle Nicole....*sigh*..oh well, it would probably attract the wrong kind of attention anyways.....

(((((hugs)))) Nikki

 

[Nicole]

Oh Yeah baby you go for it.

I'll give you attention anytime sweetheart, good or bad. Wiggle it baby, wiggle it.

Like this Merlin *Holding your hips and showing you what to do* Like this babe, Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle .... No No No ... Here you hold my hips Mmmmmmmmmmmm Merlin are you happy to see me or .... (LOL)

That was so cute babe, now come here and give this horny girl some help

 

[Nogard]

Who cares. The number of posts have become with out value. I use to think a post had something to say. No more, just someone that has nothing better to do than garbage up the board. Then you people have the guts to brag about posting 1000 times in a month. look at the old(?) posters like lasher and deb and golden and all the rest. Where did they go and why. Probably because of shallow little people with nothing to say

 

[Magic Merlin]

*hobbling into thread wearing back brace*


no..Nikki.....I'm a changed man....No more flirting for me....I've given that up.....

Really, I have......*oh, no..she's wiggling again*..er, i really hav......truelyy.....

No, please don't wiggle like that.......


Oh hell, of course I'm glad to see you Nicole....now, give me a big hug......((((((hug)))))

(hehehe, she thinks I just like to give hugs....but its also so much fun receiving them....)

 

[Nicole]

Hey Merlin baby

Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle

((((((((((((((((((((MERLIN))))))))))))))))))))))

Now I mean it this girl needs some help today, who wants to volunteer???

Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle

 

[Patryn]

Nogard: a little bitter, are we? I've been here since Feb. and haven't reached 500. Does that qualify me as "having something to say"?

 

[Magic Merlin]

Hey Merlin baby

Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle

((((((((((((((((((((MERLIN))))))))))))))))))))))

Now I mean it this girl needs some help today, who wants to volunteer???

Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle

Wow! That is one hell of a hug.....it doesn't look like I have much choice in this matter.......

Now, Nikki, you know what that does to me........That really isn't fair...It gets me all confused and out or sorts.....and then strange things start happening to me..



hehe...but if you insist?

 

[Cheyenne]

The fully grown chicken came first, created by God, just like Adam was. (That ought to start the debate!)



[Edited by Cheyenne on 09-11-2000 at 08:26 PM]

 

[Nogard]

No, not bitter, disgusted. Everyone anymore jumps on the board and screams kiss my ass, I just had 100 posts in 15 minutes, ain't I wonderful!!!!!!!!!!! No, you are not. Post what you want, that's what the board is here for, but at least stop bragging about what a wonderful and great poster you are. If you need that kind of stroking, send e-mail to everyone. They can kiss your ass by return e-mail, and let someone that might have something to say get on the board. Don't like it? Go elsewhere

 

[Magic Merlin]

Well, Nogard, if your so disgusted, then start your own thread with whatever the fuck you want to talk about. And post a note on there for people to please keep it on topic. Most people will abide by that.

But to come on a obviously meaningless thread and bitch at the people that are here is just fucking ridiculous. My god man, chill out, Patryn made it clear in her first post that this was a meaningless thread...I don't understand why the fuck people want to keep bitching about everything, but then won't go and participate in serious threads or start their own. QUIT bitching......

Life is to short to be pissed all the time......Sheesh...

[Edited by Magic Merlin on 09-11-2000 at 07:18 PM]

 

[Rosebud]

Oh Merlin.....

 

[Patryn]

I think I've posted, oh two meaningless threads in my whole time here. OK, so maybe a few more than that, but I know it's less than 10. So sue me. And I agree. Nogard, if you hate the board so much, stop coming to it, or come back when it seems more to your liking.

 

[April]

This time I have to step in. Correct me if I'm wrong, Nogard, but your complaint isn't about meaningless posts, per se. Just about people that post a lot and then brag about it like it's something great. I think it's the bragging that's irritating Nogard. Am I right?

 

[Nogard]

Yes April, you got it. Thanks for making it clear for me. Should have proofread my own post. As I said, post whatever you want, that's what the board is here for, but to brag on how many times someone has posted when the majority of them is "I Love You" and "I Love you too" is not keeping the board very stimulating. That's what ICQ, Excite and other chat rooms are for. Not as a personal venue for a mutual admiration society. I have seen many fine threads go away because a group of posters didn't have the time or inclination to seriously consider the subject but intsead turned it into an inane discussion on who likes the other more. If you want a threa like that, start it just stop messing up the good threads and then bragging what a great poster you are

 

[Magic Merlin]

Thank you for clarifying that, Nogard. I totally agree with what you just said. I too, may have misunderstood your earlier posts on this thread. And I apologize to you if what I said earlier here was seen as an attack on you. It was my exasperation with the type of poster you just mentioned, and the replies that type of poster seems to attract.

MM

 

[Isabella Thorne]

I'm a changed man....No more flirting for me....I've given that up..... Really, I have......

oooooooh Sir M ... please, please, please, please tell me that is not true ... i couldn't bear it ... i couldn't go on if that was true, darling.

 

[April]

AHA! So THAT is my function here! I've been wondering the whole time! LOL