Stalkers R Us

[LordKronos]

~noting that I'm extremely bored at the moment~ I'll just declare myself the new resident stalker of hot sexy chicks and ask who wants to be stalked today? lol.

(no, I'm not expecting replies but feel free to if you want)

 

[Ginny]

celery lubed up is quite enjoyable....i would imagine...

http://www.fl-ag.com/commodities/images/celery.jpg


<leaving Lord a bunch of celery for his Sunday stalking spree>

line up daring ladies....let Lord.....stalk you.....

 

[LordKronos]

hmm. celery ... now that's an interesting twist.

 

[April]

Stalk me. I could use the excitement.

 

[LordKronos]

Stalk me. I could use the excitement.

lmao @ your pic!!! tell me about yourself so I can start stalking you.

 

[April]

I have extreme potty mouth, drink too much, and am the sexiest and hottest female at Lit.

So there.

 

[LordKronos]

that's a rough statement w/o your pic cause amelia is just damn HOT! ... but I've learned long ago not to argue w/ females for they are never wrong, just not always right. nothing wrong w/ a bad mouth, and drinking can be fun ... loosens you up more. As your stalker I should know more into your personal life like when you masterbate, how often, how many times you orgasm, what gets you off quickest, where you live, how tall you are, how much you weigh (... that might be a bit much since you're female), cub size, waist size, nipple color, etc.

 

[Shaq]

Stalk me. I could use the excitement.

I could use the ego boost.....

 

[April]

cub size

Well, one's a little on the small side, and the other one is a bit large. He's been mistaken for a dog on several occasions.

 

[LordKronos]

Well, one's a little on the small side, and the other one is a bit large. He's been mistaken for a dog on several occasions.

I enjoy pets. ;-) though it still doesn't answer my questions.

 

[Ginny]

so LK....how'd the "stalking" go?

 

[Suzi]

I DO!!!

Cum and get it baby!

 

[InnocentAngel81]

hmm i have three of them, do i need another?

 

[LordKronos]

Re: I DO!!!

Cum and get it baby!

Gladdly!

Originally posted by Ginny
so LK....how'd the "stalking" go?

~smiles innocently~ wanna be my next stalking victim to find out?

Originally posted by InnocentAngel81
hmm i have three of them, do i need another?

that depends ... if they were doing their jobs you wouldn't need 3. and can you ever really have enough sexual stalkers?

 

[Ginny]

~smiles innocently~ wanna be my next stalking victim to find out?

you're getting mighty handy with that greasy stalk of celery, eh?

do you "stalk" butts, LK?...i'm wondering if that would like really hurt...hmmmm....

 

[juicygirl]

Been there done that want to do it for fun. Stalk me baby and eat the celery later.

 

[LordKronos]

w/ a picture like that for your profile consider me your new stalker. So does the sex come first or last?

Gonna have to start my own Stalker service company soon at this rate.

 

[juicygirl]

Oh Lord Kronos, how can I tell you until I know you will be a quality stalker!

 

[LordKronos]

Oh Lord Kronos, how can I tell you until I know you will be a quality stalker!

hmm. good point. what type of stalker do you consider "good quality"?

 

[Ginny]

i found an avatar for you, LK......

http://www.fcps.k12.va.us/DGS/food/images/celeryguy.jpg

 

[juicygirl]

I want some celery now! Good quality stalkers never quit.

 

[LordKronos]

I'm hard to get rid of so I hope that makes me good quality. the only meaning of Quit in my vocab is when I'm the cause of others doing it. :-D ~lurks nearby in the shadows watching you secritivly for now while taking notes~

 

[juicygirl]

Oh Kronos this is going to be fun.