Spring has sprung...

[MattWolf]

The grass is riz,
I wonder where the birdies is...

I'm feeling optimistic, and hoping that a few of the birdies (or ladies, to be more respectful) are reading this post and feeling a little spring-like themselves.

Feeling a little spring-like and optimistic about the future, optimistic about the chance to have picnics in the park, read books in the garden, go swimming outdoors, have... outdoors.

I’m a professional guy (41, England). My profile says I'm "Frisky, flirty, serious, calm, dirty, blue eyed, gentlemanly, demanding, considerate, tall" and at least a couple of those are objectively true.

I'm looking for a smart, playful woman to help me stretch my sexual metaphors and tickle my erotic fancies. Someone who like to experiment with words and push what is possible sexually without, perhaps, ever being on the same continent.

Flirtation, intellectual stimulation, mutual fancy tickling, knicker elastic snapping, possibly dares, tasks and general spring-time sensuality all sought and encouraged.

I look forward to hearing from you.

Matt

 

[MattWolf]

I realise that my post was horrifically northern-hemisphere-centric in its presumption that Spring has sprung.

Up in the southern hemisphere I have been informed that Autumn is falling.

 

[MattWolf]

Or, more prosaicly, would anybody like to simply chat? See if we get along.

Matt

 

[MattWolf]

A shamelessly self-promotional bump. After all, if I don't, who will?

 

[MattWolf]

Good evening. Drop me a hello if you'd like to chat. I don't bite. Except when asked nicely.