Spring has sprung

[MattWolf]

I'm feeling optimistic, for spring is coming and with it higher hemlines, thinner fabric, picnics in the park, ice drinks in the evening and flirting in the evening shadows.

I’m a professional guy (39, England) looking for a smart, sassy woman to help me stretch my sexual metaphors and tickle my erotic fancies.

We're busy people but the occasional email - sent illicitly from work and waited for with tingling anticipation - livens up the day.

Flirtation, intellectual stimulation, mutual fancy tickling, knicker elastic snapping, possibly dares, tasks and general spring-time sensuality all sought and encouraged.

I look forward to hearing from you.

Matt

 

[MattWolf]

Of course I should have recognised that it isn't spring everywhere and my blanket statement was a horrific piece of northern hemisphere imperialism.

Sorry.

 

[MattWolf]

Spring has sprung, the grass is riz, I wonder where all the girlies iz...

 

[MattWolf]

Or to give the slightly better original:
Spring is sprung, the grass is riz.
I wonder where de boidie is.
De boid is on the wing, but dats absoid.
How can the boid be on the wing, the wing is on de boid.


Who is that by?

 

[MattWolf]

Enough about spring, just a shameless bump.

 

[MattWolf]

Boo!!

 

[MattWolf]

Anybody up at the moment and like to chat?

 

[senzafine]

...While in a parallel universe, Winter is coming.

Mr Nash is quite the laugh x)

 

[MattWolf]

...While in a parallel universe, Winter is coming.

Mr Nash is quite the laugh x)

Not only in a parallel universe, winter is coming to both westeros and the southern hemisphere.

 

[senzafine]

Indeed! How hemispherist of me.

 

[MattWolf]

Indeed! How hemispherist of me.

Yes. Hemispherical discrimination is one of the few remaining prejudices that doesn't get you frowned at in polite company (except amongst kiwis).

 

[MattWolf]

Is the grass always greener on the other side?

 

[jusgoodcleanfun]

Spring is not here in NY!

 

[DiablosWhore]

Is the grass always greener on the other side? ..... I'm feeling optimistic, ....

Matt, no one on Earth would ever accuse you of being pessimistic! Without a doubt, you've been proving to the world that you're the most optimistic person in the entire universe ....maybe even more than that! ;=)

 

[MattWolf]

Spring is not here in NY!

Sorry to hear that, something to look forward to.

 

[MattWolf]

Matt, no one on Earth would ever accuse you of being pessimistic! Without a doubt, you've been proving to the world that you're the most optimistic person in the entire universe ....maybe even more than that! ;=)

I'm going to take being called optimistic as a compliment, although I'm fairly certain it wasn't meant that way.

 

[MattWolf]

Good evening. Anybody fancy sending me a cheerful pm...?