Spring Fever

[ABSTRUSE]

Hello to all,

I live in the Northeast and after dealing with a rather snowy, cold and bleak winter, we are expierencing a bout of beautiful, sunny warm weather. AAAAHHHHH!

The robins are hopping about, the geese are flying back, the buds are forming on the trees and the kids are outside and out of my hair.

Days like this make me feel like cartwheeling. The only problem is I'm not that athletic and the momentum from my fat ass would carry me into the next township.

Nevertheless, I thought others might like to share how they cure their Spring Fever.

So many people have told me to go fly a kite....looks like today is a good day for that. Anyone care to join me?

~A!

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I'll join ya, baby! I'll even do the cartwheels for you.

I cure spring fever by getting naked and lying beneath the warm sun in my backyard. Care to join me?

~lucky

 

[Boxlicker101]

Hi, Ab.
You may be glad to know that it has been years since there has been any snow where I live. The average daily temperature this month has been about 80, and it is very pleasant to sit outside in the sunshine and gentle breezes. We had a nice, warm rain yesterday so I won't have to water my nice, green lawn today. I guess I'll spend the day writing dirty stories and sending posts on AH.

Hi, Lucky.
I would love to join you in your bqackyard. I am not much for cartwheels but I can watch you. I write on a laptop so I can take that with me and maybe watching you can inspire me to write something nice and smutty.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I'll join ya, baby! I'll even do the cartwheels for you.

I cure spring fever by getting naked and lying beneath the warm sun in my backyard. Care to join me?

~lucky

Oh that is so sweet. But...um...looking at your AV...I'm thinking that momentum thing might apply. *wink*

Lying naked in the warm sun sounds wonderful, but being pigment impaired I might risk burning parts that haven't seen the sun in years. How about I watch you sunbathing while I sip a cool drink and sketch your picture?

~A~

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Hi, Ab.
You may be glad to know that it has been years since there has been any snow where I live. The average daily temperature this month has been about 80, and it is very pleasant to sit outside in the sunshine and gentle breezes. We had a nice, warm rain yesterday so I won't have to water my nice, green lawn today. I guess I'll spend the day writing dirty stories and sending posts on AH.

Hi, Lucky.
I would love to join you in your bqackyard. I am not much for cartwheels but I can watch you. I write on a laptop so I can take that with me and maybe watching you can inspire me to write something nice and smutty.

Hey boxman, it sounds wonderful there. I can't wait to see things in bloom again and for the grass to be green again. Why don't you come over to Lucky's with me and you can write, I'll illustrate and she can inspire us?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

My son just handed me a beautiful crocus. I love purple.
It makes me think warmer thoughts.
He's ten years old, my son, he brings me flowers and puts them in jars or cups of water.
I yelled at him before, but he still thought of me enough to give me this wonderful gift.
I want to see the world through his eyes.
I want to run around like an airplane wiith arms outstretched and the wind in my face.
I can't wait until the ice cream man comes around again.
I want to be ten.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Hey boxman, it sounds wonderful there. I can't wait to see things in bloom again and for the grass to be green again. Why don't you come over to Lucky's with me and you can write, I'll illustrate and she can inspire us?

Hi, Ab. It is nice here but, all things considered, I think I would rather be in Lucky's backyard while she is sunbathing.

 

[CharleyH]

OH! I hear you! It's still a balmy 16c here, but the temp has dropped since noon . . . when spring comes and its above 15 - its like YES - shorts!, On the other hand fall at 16c is like shit, coats . . .

We need to transform and flock into snowbirds and fly south That is my dream . . .

Hello to all,

I live in the Northeast and after dealing with a rather snowy, cold and bleak winter, we are expierencing a bout of beautiful, sunny warm weather. AAAAHHHHH!

The robins are hopping about, the geese are flying back, the buds are forming on the trees and the kids are outside and out of my hair.

Days like this make me feel like cartwheeling. The only problem is I'm not that athletic and the momentum from my fat ass would carry me into the next township.

Nevertheless, I thought others might like to share how they cure their Spring Fever.

So many people have told me to go fly a kite....looks like today is a good day for that. Anyone care to join me?

~A!

 

[dr_mabeuse]

One of the most underhanded and reprehensible things a person can do is brag about the weather where they live: as if they're responsible for it. Humph!!

It's spring in Chicago too, but it's not fooling anyone. We'll have more winter before real spring arrives in June. But it's not all bad. This is the season of rainy streets and mysteries; neon signs in the fog, and that pulse of returning life in the air. People start to go a little crazy, and girls start to emerge from hiding. It's there if you know where to look.

---dr.M.

 

[Wildcard Ky]

It's going to be wonderful here this weekend. Temps will be in the mid 70's all weekend. I've already got a full slate of outdoor activities planned for the weekend. Am going to the lake for some fishing on Sunday, and will spend some time in the fields tomorrow getting them ready for some spring planting.

No nude sunbathing though. LOL.

 

[Boxlicker101]

One of the most underhanded and reprehensible things a person can do is brag about the weather where they live: as if they're responsible for it. Humph!!

It's spring in Chicago too, but it's not fooling anyone. We'll have more winter before real spring arrives in June. But it's not all bad. This is the season of rainy streets and mysteries; neon signs in the fog, and that pulse of returning life in the air. People start to go a little crazy, and girls start to emerge from hiding. It's there if you know where to look.

---dr.M.

Hi, Doc. I'm not responsible for the weather here but I am responsible for deciding to live here.

I've never lived in Chicago but I was raised less than 100 miles north of there and I am familiar with "spring" weather in the area. One of the worst blizzards I remember was in March, although it was early March, and a long time ago.

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Hi, Doc. I'm not responsible for the weather here but I am responsible for deciding to live here.

I've never lived in Chicago but I was raised less than 100 miles north of there and I am familiar with "spring" weather in the area. One of the worst blizzards I remember was in March, although it was early March, and a long time ago.

I know, Box, and you;re forgiven. (You're still going to have to spend your afterlife in International Falls, Minnesota though, for sins committed )

In Florida, making fun of the weather up north is a major part of the economy. No joke. Everytime there's a blizzrd in New York or Chicago, the phone boards light up with people waiting to gloat. Let 'em gloat. At least we don't have people from Michigan sailing across the lake on makeshift rafts, seeking asylum in Illinois. Well, not many anyhow.

---dr.M.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Re: Re: Spring Fever

OH! I hear you! It's still a balmy 16c here, but the temp has dropped since noon . . . when spring comes and its above 15 - its like YES - shorts!, On the other hand fall at 16c is like shit, coats . . .

We need to transform and flock into snowbirds and fly south That is my dream . . .

I,m under the border from you, so fly by this way, pick me up and we'll fly to some crazy island where we can spread our wings on the beach and be waited on by beefie cabana boys.

 

[Boxlicker101]

I know, Box, and youre forgiven. (You're still going to have to spend your afterlife in International Falls, Minnesota though, for sins committed )

In Florida, making fun of the weather up north is a major part of the economy. No joke. Everytime there's a blizzrd in New York or Chicago, the phone boards light up with people waiting to gloat. Let 'em gloat. At least we don't have people from Michigan sailing across the lake on makeshift rafts, seeking asylum in Illinois. Well, not many anyhow.

---dr.M.

I've never been in International Falls but I did spend two winters in Duluth. Would I get credit for that?

 

[Guest]

At least we don't have people from Michigan sailing across the lake on makeshift rafts, seeking asylum in Illinois.

Mab., that's really funny; I used to escape to Chicago (from Detroit) whenever possible. No raft, but drove all the way in a blizzard once.

Perdita

 

[Boxlicker101]

At least we don't have people from Michigan sailing across the lake on makeshift rafts, seeking asylum in Illinois. Well, not many anyhow.

---dr.M.

That's true. What you have are people fleeing north in old cars seeking asylum in Wisconsin.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

That's true. What you have are people fleeing north in old cars seeking asylum in Wisconsin.

That's how I spent my summer vacation.

 

[minsue]

AARRRGGGHHH! This is the one time of year that I should be able to gloat about beautiful AZ weather. Instead, it's 20 degrees above normal and has been for a week! It's March and I'm jealous of the weather in Chicago. This is so wrong.

- Mindy, off to write her congressman about this injustice. I demand satisfaction!

 

[lucky-E-leven]

AARRRGGGHHH! This is the one time of year that I should be able to gloat about beautiful AZ weather. Instead, it's 20 degrees above normal and has been for a week! It's March and I'm jealous of the weather in Chicago. This is so wrong.

- Mindy, off to write her congressman about this injustice. I demand satisfaction!

Come on out to Texas. It appears that I'm going to be building bleachers in the back yard so people can enjoy the weather and be inspired.

~lucky

 

[Boxlicker101]

Come on out to Texas. It appears that I'm going to be building bleachers in the back yard so people can enjoy the weather and be inspired.

~lucky

Hi, Lucky.
If you sunbathe in the back yard, you can probably easily fill the bleachers.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Hi, Lucky.
If you sunbathe in the back yard, you can probably easily fill the bleachers.

So charming sometimes, Box. Hard to believe you're the same guy sticking lubed dildoes into wombats on the 3-word thread.





~lucky

 

[Boxlicker101]

So charming sometimes, Box. Hard to believe you're the same guy sticking lubed dildoes into wombats on the 3-word thread.





~lucky

I don't need to lube the dildos for the wombats, Lucky. With foreplay, I get them so aroused they have enough natural lubrication.

 

[minsue]

So charming sometimes, Box. Hard to believe you're the same guy sticking lubed dildoes into wombats on the 3-word thread.





~lucky

That's most hilarious statement I've seen or heard all day.

I love ya, Lucky.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

spring fever, wombats and dildos......oh my!

 

[SensualCealy]

OMG! Dont egg them on they only get worse! lol

Box and Lucky, you two behave or there's going to be some spanking going on around here! lol

Stay sweet,
Cealy