Spring Clean Up

[sirhugs]

Yard work leads to hijinks with the garden hose.

 

[ericrodman101]

Yard work leads to hijinks with the garden hose.

The hot young gardener takes off his shirt and lets his pants sag. Sun, skin, ass crack and mower fuel - a potent mix.

 

[Hypoxia]

My recollection of spring cleaning involved little yardwork which was mainly a summer thing. Most activity had an indoor component. We might take roll-up rugs outside for a good beating but we mostly worked on removing traces of winter sloth and debris.

Depending on the house, spring cleaning might include removing excess crud from basement, attic, and other storage, potentially unveiling and/or disposing of family secrets, scandals, and vintage pr0n.

 

[Carnevil9]

Yard work leads to hijinks with the garden hose.

Make it a hillbilly family living in a remote Appalachian village. Bathing is a luxury they only get to indulge in on special occasions, like the first day of Spring. Twin brother and sister, only recently having achieved puberty at the age of eighteen, are out in the yard hosing each other off. Suddenly, their wet, lithe bodies take on an entirely new level of fascination for each other.....

 

[jaF0]

Local strip club girls seeking extra money hire out as a team. For inside work, they all dress as French Maids. For outside work, it's all too tight cropped tshirts and tiny shorts. Need a pool cleaned, or car washed? ... teeney bikinis.

 

[Carnevil9]

Oh, yeah, the Car Wash! From "Cool Hand Luke" to "Wild Things," always a great source of eroticism. Maybe "Car Wash" should be a story ideas thread all its own.

 

[jaF0]

Do the indoor maids offer extra services? Maybe ... knob polishing?

 

[sirhugs]

Inside setting... for the mom/son crowd- how Mom incentivizes son to clean his room

 

[Hypoxia]

Inside setting... for the mom/son crowd- how Mom incentivizes son to clean his room

Mommy can only lure Sonny after he turns 18, and why is the lazy slug still at home when he's older? Are they in Japan where stay-at-home kids over 18 are normal? No, Japanese don't wait till spring to clean house.

So let's have Sonny return home from college for the summer, and he's back in his old bedroom, sloppier now because of his dorm experience, and he hangs pr0n-ish posters on the walls. Mommy objects but can't bring herself to tear them down, and she finds she only gets his attention (except at mealtime) by wearing fewer clothes. If his bed is neatly made, she peels off her blouse but leaves that lacy bra. If he vacuums thoroughly, off goes the skirt, revealing a thong. How much sanitation is rewarded by losing those underthings, too?

 

[sirhugs]

Mommy can only lure Sonny after he turns 18, and why is the lazy slug still at home when he's older? Are they in Japan where stay-at-home kids over 18 are normal? No, Japanese don't wait till spring to clean house.

So let's have Sonny return home from college for the summer, and he's back in his old bedroom, sloppier now because of his dorm experience, and he hangs pr0n-ish posters on the walls. Mommy objects but can't bring herself to tear them down, and she finds she only gets his attention (except at mealtime) by wearing fewer clothes. If his bed is neatly made, she peels off her blouse but leaves that lacy bra. If he vacuums thoroughly, off goes the skirt, revealing a thong. How much sanitation is rewarded by losing those underthings, too?

He might finally need to get rid of the light saber?

 

[PeterDinkledj]

After buying a house in London, we had a question-where to start the transformation? Before that, my grandmother lived and she didn't really care about the appearance of the plot, the main thing is that there is vegetation, the fruits appear and are good. But we are young and full of energy, and we do not want to live in such conditions. I want everything to be beautiful, modern and a minimum of all sorts of unnecessary things in the yard. As a result, when we finished everything, it was such a mess, but emop.co.uk guys helped us with it