spreading the flu through blowjobs!!!

[sb2009]

Everyone in this house has the flu except for the husband. Last night I brought a glass of water into the bedroom and asked him if he would like a drink. He was horrified and said "you had your mouth on it, I am not getting the flu!"

I said "Um, i had my mouth around your cock about 10 minutes ago, you'll probably get sick anyway."

I bet he's at work right now googling "transmission of flu by oral sex."

 

[StrayKat]

Lol this is funny. Men...
Keep us informed please

 

[sb2009]

Lol this is funny. Men...
Keep us informed please

I really don't want him to get sick, for MY sake. I just spent 6 weeks with him recovering from surgury and if he's home sick from work I may smother him with a pillow..

did i say that out loud? KIDDING!

 

[StrayKat]

I really don't want him to get sick, for MY sake. I just spent 6 weeks with him recovering from surgury and if he's home sick from work I may smother him with a pillow..

did i say that out loud? KIDDING!

Mine is traipsing around the house all day long for weeks now since he lost his job. I am just about to throw him out the window, and no I am not kidding

 

[sb2009]

Mine is traipsing around the house all day long for weeks now since he lost his job. I am just about to throw him out the window, and no I am not kidding

isn't wierd how your space gets all wierded out when people are home on the wrong days? When he recovered enough to walk around but was still fragile, I swear he was following me. I started going into the basement, becuase he couldn't do the stairs for a few days LOL I actualy felt pretty bad for him, he couldn't do any of his normal leisure activities and was so bored. But sometimes my pity was outweighed by my frustration!

I think it's because I am so used to him being gone or working long hours...

 

[sb2009]

Oh, and i hope he finds work soon, that's terrible. Looking for a job is horrible.

 

[StrayKat]

I feel my space got cramped and all messed up.
I am used to him being away for at least a week and come home weekend, I cant even manage to clean after him now... he is making such mess, its getting just tedious.
But even worse he somehow broke his laptop and is now waiting behind my back for me to leave my PC so he can jump on it. I have no patience left anymore.

Well he shouldnt be so picky about the jobs, he can still find a decent one but I start to get the feeling he actually likes being home.
I am going to cut off on cash, I bet he will find new one very fast then

 

[Evil_Geoff]

After a mumbledy-something year hiatus I am going back to college!

Starting December 1st!

Tell him to get his happy ass to college and get a degree (or another one). That'll get him out looking for a job. Or back in school. Either way, out from underfoot!

 

[StrayKat]

Tell him to get his happy ass to college and get a degree (or another one). That'll get him out looking for a job. Or back in school. Either way, out from underfoot!

Back in school at 49? I think he would rather cut his *something* off.

 

[free_and_easy]

Back in school at 49? I think he would rather cut his *something* off.

you're so funny like it!

 

[StrayKat]

Yeah, thank God he has funny wife to entertain him at home.
Who needs a job anyway

 

[goldenass]

Well (reintroducing the flu issue) if he becomes even more tedious you could sign him up for a first phase clinical trial for the next flu vaccinne. Heard those pay fairly well.

I bet GlaxoSmithKline would have no difficulty recruiting trial subjects if they were actually studying transmission risks in the context of a blowjob. Sure doctor...testing again? I'll just pull these down...