Spread the Fertility! Good news...

[TheCheshireCat]

Being Pregnant I have decide to share my fertile karma with those who wish to become pregnant or those who wish to be fertile.

Come...touch the belly icon on your screen and receive

My services are free to those who are sincere, $1000yen per minute to those who simply want to BS or touch the belly and jack off.

So please- come in, come in...cum in
(it's the only way it will happen ya know!)

 

[cheesysusie]

Touching the icon. Not sure I Can get pregnant this way though. Always thought it was a little more involved. Good luck with the baby, Cheshie!

 

[J.B.]

*make the sign of the cross with fingers*
Away! Away!

 

[bknight2602]

Touching the icon. Not sure I Can get pregnant this way though. Always thought it was a little more involved. Good luck with the baby, Cheshie!

There are better ways of becoming pregnant! hehehe

 

[TheCheshireCat]

C. Susie- Thank you and I sincerly wish you good health and quick conception...a romantic V. Day interlude may do it

As far as it goes for those who don't wish to become pregnant...too late! You came, you saw, you now have bad JuJu as my uncle puts it.

Here are some tips to avoid impending disaster:

Hide in a closet, quake with fear, and call upon the gods for mercy

NEVER allow diapers to remain in your house- if you get a sample one in the mail treat it as radioactive waste and dispose in neighbor's trash can.

Dirty diapers are especially potent, allowing them to remain in your house or on premises is inviting trouble

Avoid sexual encounters by claiming you are already involved with a lovely alien and humans no longer hold any interest after the Quee@z*%^er position which just blows missionary to hell

 

[cheesysusie]

LMAO @ the cat. Very amusing, just the thing to brighten my day.

 

[TheCheshireCat]

*chuckles* mad humor is my only variety!

 

[cheesysusie]

We're all mad here....I'm mad....You're mad....

 

[Lancecastor]

Plus, touch the Blue Dot for good things in your life!

 

[TheCheshireCat]

*A veeeeeeeeeerry merry UN-birthday to you, to you
A veeeeeeeeeerry merry UN-birthday to you, to me? To WHO? To YOU? A veeeeeeeeeerry merry UN-birthday to you!*

Do you take one lump or 12?

 

[lavender]

Speaking of fertility and good news, Weevil and Mrs. Weevil had their first baby, a little girl.

 

[bad kitty]

Too late, I am already pregnant.

 

[J.B.]

can I get those good vibes on hold until I'm ready?
Sort of like a pre-planned thing?

 

[TheCheshireCat]

Congratulations Bad Kitty!

May your litter be born with eyes wide open and never a runt

 

[TheCheshireCat]

Speaking of fertility and good news, Weevil and Mrs. Weevil had their first baby, a little girl.

Who are they? Pets of yours?

 

[TheCheshireCat]

can I get those good vibes on hold until I'm ready?
Sort of like a pre-planned thing?

I don't think it works that way...pregnancy, I mean. It will just happen. But good luck staving off the inevitable until ready!

 

[J.B.]

no sex for 10 years!?!?!?!?!



well 1 down......

 

[bad kitty]

Congratulations Bad Kitty!

May your litter be born with eyes wide open and never a runt

Don't say litter, I don't need to be jinxed. I don't need 4 under 3.

 

[TheCheshireCat]

LOL

 

[huskie]

Being Pregnant I have decide to share my fertile karma with those who wish to become pregnant or those who wish to be fertile.

Come...touch the belly icon on your screen and receive

My services are free to those who are sincere, $1000yen per minute to those who simply want to BS or touch the belly and jack off.

So please- come in, come in...cum in
(it's the only way it will happen ya know!)

RUB RUB RUB RUB!!!!! I can't rub your tummy enough!!!!

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

What A Beautiful Belly!!!

Healthy Happy Baby Wishes Your Way, Smiling Kitty

I Did Not Rub, Cause Twins Are Not In My Plan! LOL

 

[TheCheshireCat]

Good will abounds...

and men who love big bellys

Thank you for the good wishes! It has been a pretty good Valentine's Day and I especially appreciate the members of lit. Thank you for all the Valentine Messages!